Life is too short to take everything so seriously.
Is that your natural duck face, or are you eating invisible spaghetti?
I'm taking a break from fishing so i'll be wandering around the forums. Throw a lure my way if you see what you like. ;) BTW: I am not looking for anything serious right now, so if you can get over that, let's go paint the town neon green. :)
I'm a smart-ass...
• I have a short attention span..it's r...wait, what was I saying?
• I'm very clingy. Dryer sheets will not get rid of me.
• I listen to elevator music.
• I'm a bible thumper...thump-thump-thump.
• I drive a hoopty...no, you can't haz it.
I cannot possibly describe myself without sounding like a pretentious dolt, so, me in a nutshell: STRANGE
If you think you're "normal" or better than everyone else, kindly stick to your own, heteroclite, self-centered kind...lmao.
All the other oddballs, stop by and say hi. :)
Why does Snoop Doggy Dog carry an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle.
Why does he fry bacon? Fo' Sizzle.
He shakes bottles of soda? Fo' Fizzle.
Would you like your Coke in the can?
No, I'll take it right here, please.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Think OUTSIDE the box. Dinner and drinks? Bah! The best first date: pushing tourists around in NYC. How else can you get to know a person for who they are, and if there isn't any spark, it's a date that's easy to walk away from since one of us would probably be getting arrested...lol :) Our second date, that's easy...mooning the world from the top of the Empire State building. :D