WinstonDoubtfire: Want a headline? Sharpie your forehead. :P
About
Smokes Occasionally with Average body type
City
Clifton, New Jersey
Details
43 year old Male, 5' 8" (173cm), Non-religious
Ethnicity
Caucasian, Cancer
Intent
WinstonDoubtfire wants to date but nothing serious.
Education
Some college
Personality
Profession
IT manager of a bunch of wackos







I am Seeking a Woman For Friends
Needs Test View his relationship needs Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 2 years
Pets Cat  



About Me
:)

Life is too short to take everything so seriously.

Is that your natural duck face, or are you eating invisible spaghetti?

G'day ladies.

I'm taking a break from fishing so i'll be wandering around the forums. Throw a lure my way if you see what you like. ;) BTW: I am not looking for anything serious right now, so if you can get over that, let's go paint the town neon green. :)


I'm a smart-ass...

• I have a short attention span..it's r...wait, what was I saying?
• I'm very clingy. Dryer sheets will not get rid of me.
• I listen to elevator music.
• I'm a bible thumper...thump-thump-thump.
• I drive a hoopty...no, you can't haz it.

For serious.

I cannot possibly describe myself without sounding like a pretentious dolt, so, me in a nutshell: STRANGE
If you think you're "normal" or better than everyone else, kindly stick to your own, heteroclite, self-centered kind...lmao.
All the other oddballs, stop by and say hi. :)

Why does Snoop Doggy Dog carry an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle.
Why does he fry bacon? Fo' Sizzle.
He shakes bottles of soda? Fo' Fizzle.


Would you like your Coke in the can?
No, I'll take it right here, please.

Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Think OUTSIDE the box. Dinner and drinks? Bah! The best first date: pushing tourists around in NYC. How else can you get to know a person for who they are, and if there isn't any spark, it's a date that's easy to walk away from since one of us would probably be getting arrested...lol :) Our second date, that's easy...mooning the world from the top of the Empire State building. :D


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