[IF YOU'RE NICE I'LL SEND YOU A PHOTO] When I've tried this in the past I've just put a lot of nonsense in here (i.e.-raised by monkies, have a degree in apathy, love to spank clowns for fun etc.) . This time however, I'm going to be honest and see what it gets me. The fact is, I am so increadibly unimpressed with the women I'm meeting right now. They are all so bland and vapid. I'd like to meet an intellegent woman who is creative and fun and who has a wild imagination. I'd like to meet someone I can talk to, go out with and, if you turn out to be right, become intimate with. I'd like to meet someone who is done being a child but, still doesn't really want to grow up. I am a slim guy so, I prefer small women. I'm highly creative. I can be very polite but also very sarcastic. I have a bit of a foul mouth and a dirty/kinky mind but, I can behave when necessary. I don't drive due to epilepsy but, I make up for my lack of mobility in other ways. I work hard but, I'll probably never be anything close to wealthy. I kant spell worth a dam. I play music. I act. I write. I send dirty letters to public officials... Okay, that last one was B.S. but, I'm still young, who knows. Hell, if you're nice I'll send you some. So, drop me a line. Point of note: Barbie dolls, soroity girls, devote Catholics, devote Republicans, junkies, Satanists, women looking to make lots of babies, women who frequent Bell Bottoms, sports fanantics, and women who won't consider anything outside of missionary position need not apply.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
First time out I'd probably say coffee or a drink somewhere. You know, talk, get to know each other and then go from there. If we hit it off and decide for a real evening of enjoyment I'd probably vote for dinner and some music somewhere but, I'm flexable. New ideas and suggestions are always welcome as I like new experiences. Just don't ask me to go out for kereoke or disco dancing or anything lame like that. Shopping actually isn't bad. You get to know people that way and I happen to enjoy it. Museums and galleries can be nice. I dunno. What do you want to do?