I'm lazy--that's why I'm here. I never go out of my way to meet women, but starting today...that's not going to change.
I have been asked, more than once, why my profile doesn't describe what I'm looking for in a woman. The reason I didn't make a list is simple: I want someone to be themselves as much as possible, without any guidance from me. For the 90 percent of women on this site who do this, you do realize that you're setting yourselves up right? A guy can pretend to be everything you've listed in your profile...think about it.
True Story: Yes, I read profiles...sorry, I know I'm not supposed to, but I can't help myself. Every time I come across the phrase "...a Real Man", that Disney tune "I've Got No Strings" pops into my head. I realize this admission disqualifies me as a "real" man, so...you're welcome?
If you must know, I usually go for the type of woman that ordinarily wouldn't have anything to do with me. So if that's you, you might actually have a chance! I'm going to give that a second to sink in...wait for it...you're almost there--yup! it's quite the conundrum is it not?
Anyway, I've done the math, and it turns out I'm your last chance...that's scary, but at least we have math on our side. And to think, you were about click on the next profi...hey wait! Didn't you read what I said about being your la...
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
First date?...You act like I've done this before. Think I'll skip the first one...too awkward. Whose job is it to organize these things anyway? Because they haven't been in touch with me...I feel like I'm paying taxes for nothing.
This "dating" thing sounds like a hassle--here's the plan:
We meet for a coffee...I don't drink coffee, but feel free to knock yourself out.
You say "I do"...if you say anything else, it might spoil the moment.
and then we have our first kid before your coffee gets cold.