LindaHasselhoff: not gonna cook it but i'll order it from zanzibar
Non-Smoker with A Few Extra Pounds body type
West hollywood, California
41 year old Female, 5' 8" (173cm), Non-religious
Other Ethnicity, Virgo
LindaHasselhoff wants to date but nothing serious.
Some college
Private Investigator/Ninja

monster massive 10.2010

I am Seeking a Man For Friends
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View her chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Other
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 3 years
Pets Dog  

About Me
I'm trying a new approach to PlentyOfFish. Instead of trolling for dates, I'll shift my focus to meeting new friends. What a concept. The 'dating' part of online dating never felt organic to me, anyway. It was stressful, and who needs that?


The Basics:
~Just moved to L.A. in Oct 2010 from beautiful San Diego. I miss it very much, but I'm excited to get to know my new city.
~Work nights at a restaurant; creative pursuits during the day.
~I have a small dog named Chico. He is my world, but I don't carry him around in my purse.

Bonus Info:
~I love singing. Especially in the car. I call it car-aoke.
~I spend a ridiculous amount of time on the internet. On the plus side, I am always happy to conduct research for friends.
~I use my camera phone to take photos of unimportant things such as sleeping strangers, my food and sometimes just my cleavage (if it's lookin' good that day).
~I have a dirty sense of humor.
~I am not much of a traveler. I wish I was, and I hope to get better at it someday. But I've never had a problem finding adventure right where I am.
~Most of my friends are guys. I am not a tomboy and I'm no sports fanatic -- I just get along better with dudes. Many girls are shady, but I've managed to find a handful that I would trust with my life. That's all I need.
~I am a bit of a schizo when it comes to eating. I love food, from fine dining to IHOP. I cut pork out of my diet a couple years ago, but boy do I miss bacon. Sometimes I cheat. At home I try to keep it healthy so I can be bad when I eat out.
~I cut my own hair, and I'll cut yours too, if you let me.


~competitive eating
~midnight movies
~get our pics taken at every photo booth we see
~game nights
~netflix instant watch
~scavenger hunts
~the comedy store
~absolutely nothing
~trade mix tapes
~anything involving costumes
~korean spa
~sun naps
~help you with your pof game
~watch episodes of untamed and uncut (on animal planet, you sicko)
~knotts berry farm
~roller rinking
~arts and crafts
~karate lessons
~discover new bands
~shop at Target
~ride bikes
~make funny movies
~velvet paintings
~try new recipes
~guitar hero
~hit all the tourist spots in L.A.
~get tattooed (i don't have any yet)
~shave my dog
~invent new****ails
~double dates
~film festivals
~miniature golf
~dance parties
~animal planet
~get massages at shady places
~thrift store treasure hunting
~photo shoots
~breakfast for dinner
~arrested development marathon
~exercise (i need a buddy in this dept.)
~art exhibits
~make beats in Garage Band
~pot brownie bake-off
~eat said brownies
~dress up
~dress down
~shooting range
~furniture refinishing
~drive-in movies
~ride scooters
~dive bar happy hour
~feed the homeless
~day trip to tijuana
~crossword puzzles
~shows at the cinefamily
~the zoo


You are rad. Based on my list of interests and activities, you think we'd get along. You are adventurous, open-minded, a good sport and most importantly, you are super duper fun. If you are not already a fun person, please do not attempt to befriend me. I am not interested in bringing out the fun in someone -- unless of course you are hilarious and you're just in a rut. You might have potential.

Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
"You, me, bar, beers, buzzed, wings, shots, drunk, waitresses hot, football Cornell/Hosfstra, slaughter, quick nap at my place and then we hit the tizzown." Andy Bernard

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