Interestings facts about me:
I've lived in 1/10th of the United States, as well as Kuwait and Iraq.
I've wrestled a 25 ft snake, it wasn't fun at all.
I pissed in Saddam Hussein's swimming pool (not while I was in it).
I dated a bank robber once. I wasn't involved.
I used to own a restaurant in Ohio.
I was at game 3 of the 2012 World Series when we swept the tigers
So much bullsh*ton this site. Heres a bit of truth from me. I dont need or want a girlfriend, doesnt seem like there's anyone who shares my interests on this site anyways. My time is already accounted for basically. I just want a monogamous once or twice a month playdate. If that works for you too, hit me up.
Currently I am working in sales for Uhaul.
Ideally I'd like to meet someone who already has a life and can entertain themselves. I don't mind being the missing piece, but I'm not interested in being the whole puzzle. Hopefully I can meet someone who feels the same. Along the way I hope to meet some cool people and make some new friends.
Small, yippy dogs
Snapchat filters... it's not enhancing your photos, seriously
People with a poor grasp of the english language
Ignorant people in general