I'M FALLON. I wasn't named after Jimmy. But I'll gladly rustle your jimmies. I'm Scottish and Irish or something super white like that. I rhyme when I talk. My honesty may come as a shock. I have a pet snake. My favorite day of the year is 7/11. Tweed is the bravest statement you can make. I gave up meat for lent and never went back. My 2nd favorite movie is Caddyshack. I eat a lot of Apples. Cold War Kids make my jams. The Past Should Stay Dead by Emarosa is my favorite song. Message me. Send me stuff and say words.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Let's go make kale sandwiches. Let's measure some weird kid's giant head. Hold the Holly bush, and add more wood to the fire. Collectively growing. Just put the worst foot forward, and let slip the second. Eventually you'll paint a picture in black and white.
Sincerity doesn't save you. You know what does it best.
Can you finish the story ?