I had a different profile before but could not understand why no response. After reading several of the ladies profiles, I realized I had the wrong content. I have reviewed a lot of the profiles and have restructured.
About me, I am 5'10 (can be 5'9 or 5'11, depending on which Seven Eleven I am leaving)174 lbs of Raw Steel and Sex Appeal, Mover Shaker, Life taker heart Breaker. Often imitated never duplicated, Quick with the Wit, I don't Smoke Dope, Skip Rope, or Bad mouth my Country, I've been to Spain, Spokane,Fort Wayne,Bangor Maine,seen three world fairs, been around the world twice, looked danger in the face, and seen goats fvck in the marketplace, but I ain't never seen no sh*t like the sh!t that happens here. Other then that, there is no need to really talk about myself, let’s face it, if you’re ugly, no one will read and if you are good looking, well hey, that’s all you need.
As for what I am looking for is a woman who is a wh0re in the bedroom, and a lady the rest of the time. Who understands that our sex life is nobody’s business but hers, mine, and who ever I tell. Who has plenty of money to spend on me because I like to keep all of my money to myself. You need to be weight proportionate to your height. Wealth is not too important as long as you have enough to take care of me. You must possess great cooking and baking skills. A great sense of humor is always a plus. I prefer a woman who does not smoke, I know I smoke, but that’s okay, just as long as she doesn’t, we all know that it's the second hand smoke that is bad for you. I don’t mind a woman who drinks a little, just as long as she doesn’t have to get wasted all the time. Nothing worse than a woman passing out before the sex has happened (OH YES, the sex is still going to happen). You also need to be very neat and tidy and know how to clean house and do laundry.
I have listed a couple of minor things that would be deal breakers, so if you happen to fall within the deal breakers Please do not waste your time or mine by messaging me. Don’t go away mad, just go away. Don’t feel bad, you will make your catch someday.
If you have a Cliche in your profile. Looking for Mr. Right not Mr. Right Now, Dance in the Rain, No Drama, Looking for a Good Hearted Man, I am Laid Back, If you want to know anything about me just ask, Life is Too Short, My kids and Family mean everything to me, It's not how many breaths you breath, it's how many time your breath is taken away, No Players, etc.
If you hair color is brown, blue, grey, green, pink,purple
If your eye color is Brown, Grey, Hazel, Black and Blue
If you over 5’6” and shorter than 5’6” (You must be this tall to ride)
If you pictures have any of the following issues: The “Kissy face”, Clevage, All face shot and no full body shots, "Money Shot", Picture is sideways, Face to close to camera, Your feet, Obligatory self picture with cell phone in mirror In Bathroom or Bedroom and Background is messy, "Camel Toe", Other Women in photo, Man in photo, Kids in photo, Pets, Landscapes, Fishing tackle in your face. You are wearing some goofy hat that you think makes you look young and hip.
If you MORPH into to something totaly different between your first profile picture and the last one.
If you work in any of the following professions: Bartender / Hostess, Customer Service, Design / Architecture, Factory / Laborer, Hair Dresser / Cosmetology, Management, Modeling, Nursing / Healthcare / Medical / Dental, Retail / Sales, Teaching / Educational
If you think you can be as demanding as when you were young and pretty
If you are not Financially Secure
If your Body Type is Average, Over Weigh Weight, A few extra pounds, BBW
If you are religious
If you are Spiritual. (Long Sigh......)
If you have a soul
If your Zodiac Sign is Pisces,Aries,Taurus,Gemini,Cancer,Leo,Virgo,Libra,Scorpio,Sagittarius,Capricorn
If you are looking for a “Booty Call”
If you are a "Booty Call"
If you think you are a Princess. (Delusional)
If you do Drugs! (They call it DOPE for a reason)
If you are an "Attention Wh0re"
If you have tatoos.
If you Have piercings, especially in your face. (Pssssssssst You look retarded and repulse me)
If you are a Green Bay Packer Fan. (enough said)
If you would date a guy like me.
If you have to ask if (insert garment here, dress, jeans, skirt, etc) makes you butt look big, no, it's your butt that looks big! Got it?
If you feel "Entitled".
If you actually think I care about what you think.
If you actually think the guys you have in the "Friend Zone" are not waiting for their chance to sleep with you. Pleeeeeaaaaaze (FOFLMAO)
If you are a Democrat.. (Waving hands in air, shaking head back and forth slowly, asking, why, why so stupid)
And again, the feet picture in youre pics, REALY, (again, long sigh......)
I sincerely hope I did not offend anyone, but hey, we want what we want. As the Car salesmen say "There is an A$$ for every seat", in other words, there is someone out there for everyone.
Don't forget the The Golden Rule of dating, If you are smoking hot and great in bed, I reserve the right to waive any Deal Breaker I wish.
A Deal Maker, A GREAT sense of HUMOR and SELF HUMILITY. (I posses both and embrace them with great pride).
Of course all of this is just a smart a$$ way of saying that I am here for the forums. But honestly, A lot of the women's profiles read like this and there is no way, no man could fulfill the requirement.
Why just the Forums? No, NOT married or in a relationship, Not hung up on ex, Not Gay, No baggage, not a Player, Not a felon either. Yes, I am Financialy, Emotionaly, and Physicaly stable. I have just found this site is a total waste of time for anything but the forums. I only date people I meet in real life. So if I bump into you some time, who knows....
In all reality, I am a "Good Man" but not a "Nice Guy" (LOL) A nice guy is a door mat. My Integrity is very important to me. I have a strong morale compass. I believe in helping others when