Rather than trying to be clever or write an entire book here, how's bout I just spout for a bit about whatever random details pop into my brain.
I like to cook.
But mostly on the grill.
I am usually quite lost in the kitchen but I give it a go anyway.
Italian and Mexican are my favorite eats.
I'm a carnivore.
I'm sorry but I just won't apologize for that.
I also invent my own recipes with varied levels of success.
PB&J Milkshake, anyone?
I like to paint and I manage to make only a little mess when I do.
I'm way into movies and have pretty much reached "buff" status.
I do a fair share of writing (and I actually enjoy it, go fig).
There are about 20-30 pens on my nightstand and I bet almost all of them are empty.
Same goes for my entertainment center but replace "pens" with "bottles of alcohol."
I didn't drink them all, before you ask.
And I'm not an alcoholic.
I play piano, keyboards, drums and I sing, if you can call it that.
I'm geek sheik.
Or at least geek sultan.
My choice geek styles are video games, Tolkien, D&D, comic books & the Discovery Channel
I dig useless knowledge.
The useful bits are nice too.
Jim Morrison is my estranged father.
And Dave Navarro is my cousin.
Believe it or not, some people have actually bought that.
I love my real family.
But I wish it were true.
I design tattoos.
But I don't have one yet.
And that makes me sad.
Not afraid to get one, just can't save the money for the ones I want.
And I won't settle for less.
I think old school video games are WAY better than the new jargle.
I make up my own words on a semi frequent basis.
It will probably confuse/amuse you at some point.
I sometimes pretend to be mute/deaf/blind or a combination of the three in public settings.
I'm a traveler. But I haven't been to very many places.
We should go somewhere some time!
I collect fedoras.
And samurai swords.
But I only have three of each.
I like matches better than lighters.
I'm not an arsonist.
But I think I was in a past life.
I like finding treasures in thrift stores.
And finding old and therefor rad sunglasses in jacket pockets.
I like to give things away.
If I like you, you'll probably get something from me.
I dig zombies.
And Stephen King.
If only they would join forces.
Ok, "Cell" came close.
But I can control it.
Most of the time.
That'll do it for the random bits until I can be bothered.