Ladies, are you getting Sick of Jock types, Neckbeards, Or handsome, wealthy, charming portland guys? Well your prayers have been answered!
Why not talk to the opposite.. Me! Poorer than a church mouse, dumber than Homer Simpson, Uglier than then Elephant man, and less charming than Donald Trump.. I have ALL those qualities and MORE!
I think that about covers it... Im refreshingly Blunt, looking for good conversations mainly, but open minded to more someday........ Pics are me, and show how unappealing I truly am, however, Im always up for a humorous conversation! Im a former new yorker, and the VERY opposite of a portlander.. I have NO beard, facial hair, glasses, and DONT wear Pacific northwest portland clothing...
. Feel Free to stop and say Hi!
6t tall, 230(heavyset yes), smooth face, and most importantly a SENSE OF HUMOR!! Open to 45 and UNDER.... Slim to Average bodies please, but bring your HUMOR or keep going!
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Sorry, don't really "date",but would be nice to talk to someone who knows how to Laugh for a change though...