thwipp89: never trust a big butt and a smile...
About
Non-Smoker with Average body type
City
Schaumburg, Illinois
Details
40 year old Male, 5' 11" (180cm), Non-religious
Ethnicity
Caucasian, Pisces
Intent
thwipp89 is looking for a relationship.
Education
Some college
Personality
Night Owl
Profession
semi-professional hustler (joke-i'm legit)







I am Seeking a Woman For Long Term
Needs Test View his relationship needs Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Hazel
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Under 1 year How ambitious are you? Somewhat Ambitious
Pets No Pets  



About james
llc1931 at yahoo
my name is james...not bond, however. hey, you can't win em all!

are you about that bass, no treble? i get that damn song stuck in my head sometimes...

short summary:
i'm a mix of david letterman meets henry rollins
never married, no kids, no ex drama

long summary:
big music fan- been to nearly 500 rock shows and have a healthy cd collection. some of my faves are the chili peppers, van halen, ac/dc, led zep, cheap trick...but i also like al green, chris isaak, local H, rocket from the crypt, fefe dobson, suicidal tendencies, lisa loeb, HAIM, fitz and the tantrums...among many others. how many guys do you know that are down with motorhead *and* the commodores?? you get the idea- i have a fairly wide range of stuff i like.

i like sports- pro football (cowboys) and basketball (bulls, lakers), UFC, am a cubs fan (i don't mind sox fans, tho. i'm more of a casual baseball fan). i don't like college sports, at all. isn't that ironic? i do have my reasons- if you'd like to know, just ask.

tv- i like breaking bad, entourage, curb your enthusiasm, family guy, the simpsons, south park, my name is earl, 30 rock, the office, intervention (on A&E), arrested development, the week in review and check, please on WTTW, david letterman, that metal show, around the horn, pardon the interruption (on espn), the starters (on NBAtv) and i'm a junkie for the real world and related challenge shows.

movies- miami blues is my all-time fave. pulp fiction, clerks, to live and die in LA, wild at heart, there's something about mary, dumb and dumber, u-turn, rushmore, the big lebowski, heavy metal (animated), snatch, lock, stock and 2 smoking barrels, crank, drugstore cowboy, true romance, natural born killers, kids, requiem for a dream, memento, kung fu hustle, the king of kong (documentary of donkey kong)...i have a healthy collection of dvds, aswell (movies and tv shows).

i have a good sense of humor once you get to know me and am a pretty playful person. i'm pretty liberal, yet no non-sense and don't mind a little debate. i may have an intense personality but i'm no bad boy. prove to me that nice guys don't always finish last =)

FUN FACTS:
most people hate black jelly beans. i love em!
not only can i spin a basketball on my finger, i can switch and spin a basketball on any finger without stopping.
i was a huge david letterman fan growing up and have a late night (not late show...late night was his NBC days, before conan!) with david letterman tattoo.
my fave color is blue but i also love silver/grey and purple. i also love red/white/black together- it's a classic combo, imo. if i were a crayon, i'd be the color indigo.

my internal compass sucks! well, it's slightly better than when i was younger but it's still not good. thank god for mapquest and one of the greatest inventions, ever...GPS!!

i'm extremely right handed and tend to notice when people are left handed (habit i picked up from my basketball playing days).
i've very linear when it comes to my approach and can be very focused and have tunnel vision when i want something.
henry rollins is my lord and savior. i constantly ask myself, "WWRD?" (what would rollins do). kidding! i do dig the guy, tho.

i have 13 mostly discreet tattoos.
i'm not a big fan of *facial* piercings. i tend to find them distracting/detracting to one's natural beauty. there are exceptions to the rule, but as i said, generally not a fan. belly button rings on the other hand...big fan of.
i secretly want to be spider-man when i grow up =) i have since i was 5 yrs old.
i have a honda civic and it's the best car i've ever owned, by far.
i'm actually enjoying having my condo fixed up how i want it and deciding on home improvements. it's a work in progress but it's getting there!

i don't ride the fence. i pretty much have an opinion on anything.
i wear my emotions on my sleeve- i'm a really easy read.
people who are addicted to their phone and are clueless when it comes to phone etiquette annoy the hell out of me.
i will absolutely DESTROY you at air hockey. i have spiderman-like reflexes and am the king of air hockey. hail to the king!! =P

i like girls with glasses. i like that smart, sexy librarian look. at the same time, i'm a snob when it comes to frames. like dress ties for men, there are a lot of bad eye glass frames out there. hopefully, you have a nice pair (...of glasses!). mine are ray-bans...and they don't make this model anymore, dammit!

i love cats...and most cats dig me. i'm a sort of cat whisperer...and i'm straight, i swear! =)
i am missing the patience gene.
i'm very loyal. i've been told by a female friend that i'm the kind of guy you'd want in your foxhole (and she didn't mean that in a dirty way...ho! ho! ho!)
i've never cheated on a girlfriend...and i'm proud of that.
i'm the funniest f*cker i know.
i actually like to cuddle and even hold hands. i'm fairly touchy-feely, as sissy-ish as that may sound. guess it's my sensitive side.
i usually get told i'm a really good kisser. just sayin'...

i like big butts and i can not lie! however, i never trust a big butt and a smile because they = poison! =P
i can look past being an A or B cup but all the ladies i've been with have had fantastic booties. it's my weakness/kryptonite!
and last but not least, i once drank a gallon of (skim) milk in an hour and didn't puke, which not many people are able to do. take a look on youtube, if you dare- it's pukefest city! =)
i'm 46 yrs old. PoF won't let me fix it!

LOOKING FOR:
seeking a girl next door type- not high maintenance and no drama, baggage or games! no smokers or druggies. someone in reasonable shape. please be stable with a good head on your shoulders, responsible and hopefully a good sense of humor.
if you can cook, that's a bonus. as they say, the way to a man's heart is thru his stomach =)
if you're a staunch conservative or overly religious, we probably won't get along.

i'm open on age and race. i seem to have an affinity for latinas and women of mixed race and have dated my share of black women. i like women of all races. if you're cool and cute, your race doesn't matter.

i think about 80% of females on here are in the nursing or teaching profession. and way more women dig hockey than i would've ever guessed. neither of these observations is a bad thing, just something i've noticed on here.

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Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
for a first date/meeting, usually coffee, an adult beverage or even grabbing some ice cream is good to see if there's chemistry. we can get married on the second date...=)

llc1931 at yahoo


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