I am nothing but a brash and impetuous girl who is unafraid to be, and is quite good at being, unabashedly out of control. I am a severely open-minded and forever cynical girl who thrives on meeting people who are true to themselves and lack any form of pretense whatsoever. And I STILL eat Play-Doh.
I put myself out there, and love me or hate me, you'll take me as I am. I don't pretend to be something I'm not, and I make a statement no matter what. I value individuality, honesty, and people who can poke fun at themselves. I believe in non-judgment, unconditional acceptance, and second chances (but not always thirds).
I can be offensive, so if you're easily offended, you may want to steer clear. I'm sarcastic, blunt, and slightly abrasive. I'm a fan of the oxford comma. I appreciate good words, and can be the grammar police on occasion. I'm perpetually overdressed and enjoy drinking the occasional bottle of wine to my face. I'm obsessed with Red Sox baseball.
I need someone who is open-minded, funny, and unconventional. Someone who loves to have fun, and is not afraid to make a fool of themselves. You can't take yourself too seriously, because I certainly don't.
And, oh yeah. I am fabulous to the Nth degree.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
At a little dive bar or martini bar; I love good drinks. I like going places that I can carry on a conversation without having to yell. I love good food, too, so maybe I'm out to eat. Drinks should be involved to lower inhibitions and break the ice. I just want to hang out and get to know the person I'm with.