I would consider myself virtually loitering rather than actively trying to find something serious. As I wander through the carnival atmosphere that this site seems to be, I realize this is not the place to get over my fear of clowns. That's not to say that I don't want something....I just don't perform too many first contacts to women on here.
I am un-apologetically built for the kind of woman that likes to think outside the box. I don't like to live my life based in the pigeon holed definitions of past failed relationships. I would like a woman who can appreciate that.
I am currently looking for a church that has a pastor that has Tourettes Syndrome. I am more likely to learn if I am being entertained.
My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.
I have no idea what I am looking for, so for now lets just keep it simple, you need to have a pulse, a sense of humor, and a smile. You would think that would be easy. Um yeah, not so much!
You would be impressed to know that I am tough enough to fry bacon naked, and my cooking is spoken of in posh and reverent tones!
I have been called cantankerous before, and after looking up the definition I would have to agree. She was a smart one, who liked to use big words!
Don't ask me if I am enjoying the chick flick that we are watching, just know that I am taking one for the team.
I want to co host Ghost Adventures just once, so I can see what I would look like crapping my pants on film.
I have a dog that does not listen to a word I say. I had her hearing checked and its fine, so I know its personal. Its ok though I still feed her.
I know your kids are the center of your universe, and am ok with it. If you have a picture of your kid on this free dating website...our common sense level is not compatible. After all....these pictures are not safe from being copied!
My Man-card has officially reached Platinum status. Finally!!
My big boy pants are on 95% of the time which I feel is a good percentage.
I am lucky enough to have found my passion in life, which is coaching and teaching the sport that I love to the youngsters. I dont want anyone who thinks that needs to change for me to be with them.
I don't believe for a moment that many of you who claim to enjoy fishing, actually do.
I like to wrestle with a woman every once in a while, but please dont come armed in the art of sumo wrestling.
I'm funny as hell but you already know that!
I cringe thinking about all the things that I have done for a Klondike Bar, but am still young enough to do them all again.
In youth we learn and as we age we understand.
If Texting is your preferred method of communication, we will not be a good fit. Last time I checked, I am an adult male.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
The problem with the long walk that you all say you like to do, is the long walk back if we don't make a connection. So lets keep it simple and meet for a drink.
If you cant at least attach a photo to a message.....then there really isnt much point to contact me. You may call me shallow...I call myself normal.