Hi, my name is Jay and I'm applying for the position of Your Permanent Boyfriend.
I'm from Lafayette but recently landed a new job in Baton Rouge and am looking to meet people outside of the technical circles. I do want a long-term relationship but I'm looking for more female friends first. I have also been burned badly by online dating, so expect me to be skeptical. The good news is that I won't waste your time. If I don't think it's going to work, I will let you go.
If you want only my money or my sperm, please move on. Did that, won't go there again. Also, I have traditional/conservative values. I want sex backed by commitment, not one-night stands. If you are more Sex in the City than Sarah Palin, we probably won't get along. If you voted for Obama and don't regret it, go away.
I have a boy and a girl. Yes, I am involved in my children's lives. One's mother is a drama queen who refuses to play nice. If you can't accept that and stand by me, feel free to move on. Yes, I would like to have more children, but I can live without having more. If I message/date you then I am willing to accept your children as part of the package.
You want us to accept you just the way you are... are you returning the favor?
P.S. I like a little thickness on a woman. I really like it when she owns it. Also, I'm not interested in older women. I still get carded.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
If we are right for each other, we'll be right for each other at McDonald's just as easily as at a decent sit-down restaurant. Of course I have class and respect so I would pick up the check for someplace nice, but it's ultimately your choice. Besides, what you choose will tell me a lot about you. I am looking for at least one face-to-face meeting as part of the discovery process