funmom123: I'm just me.... And I'm worth it
Non-Smoker with Athletic body type
Buckeye, Arizona
50 year old Female, 5' 5" (165cm), Christian - other
Caucasian, Leo
funmom123 is looking for a relationship.
High school
Clerical / Warehouse

Me in my front yard.

I am Seeking a Man For Long Term
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View her chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Does not want children
Marital Status Divorced Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Hazel
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 10 years
Pets Cat & Dog  

About Me
I am looking for the last good man. A lot of women say they are either all gone or gay. I prefer not to think about it like that. I want a best friend. Someone you call and just talk to or text just because. Not because you have to but because you want to.

My profile says does not want children. That means no NEW children. Done with the diaper thing. If you have some that's cool. Most of us do by now. My kids are great. 2 boys who do an excellent job of boys just being boys and a princess who keeps me focused. They are normal. No issues. Just over all good kids.

I am not your one night fling thing. That you go back to your buddies and brag about. Well maybe, but...;) I am the one you can't stop thinking about. The one last long kiss you don't want to stop. You know you have to breathe, but you don't because if you were to die right then it would be ok.

I'm a bit of a Tom Boy. Kind of Jennifer Aniston type of Tom Boy. I prefer and Nike's but I can get dressed up. Even if I'm just in my jeans you WILL notice me. I love to rock out in my truck. I crank the radio and just go! KDKB has always been a preset button in my vehicle since I was in H.S. and I'm not changing that.

Some things about me that will send you running for the door. Better now than later I guess. I am Republican and I LIKE IT that way! I may be so far to the right I can hardly see my left hand. Guess it is a good thing I'm right handed. I do have a few Democratic tendencies but just a few and they aren't so bad. But I like me the way I am. Please don't try to change me. I also don't expect you to put up with anything I wouldn't want myself. I may not work out every day at a Gym or eat salad and tofu but my job is very physical and I am in shape. So fat... Some is ok but you have a lot of it well.... Probably not. Piercings and gauging of the earlobes.... Not so much. Seriously... How do you kiss someone who has spikes protruding out of their bottom lip???? WTF!!! Tat's out the wazoo... Not so much... Maybe a few but if the graffiti squad has been called to your body to do clean up.... Hmmm... Nope! This brings me to your underwear. No one wants to see it! Guy undies are not cute at all. If we want to see them we will ask. So please do us all a favor and pull up your pants! I love 80's rock I just don't want to date someone who looks like they are one of the band members. Facial hair. Glad you can grow it, good for you, but if you can braid it or put it in a pony tail hanging from your face... Uhhhh probably not. Some is ok, you know the little bit of go-tee razor stubble type of thing you guys like to grow. Those are cool! Really cool. I like those. I also like clean cut. Wait, I like clean. Please shower and shave on a daily basis. Personal preferences and this might be crossing the line a bit but it's just me. I like white guys. Sorry that's just the way I am. Smoking and chewing. Another not so much. Actually that would be not at all!!! Chemistry is also a big thing for me and I hope it is for you too. If we don't have it, we just don't. That's ok. I mean, do you really want to spend time with someone you don't have any chemistry with any way??? Oh wait.... That would eliminate any one who wants the one night thing and really doesn't care if there is any chemistry in the first place. Like I said, I DO NOT want the one night thing. End of discussion. I am NOT casual. No friends with benefits here. Sorry.

I do like Rock but I also like country and can hang with the best of the 20 something kids at a club if that's what I feel in the mood for. I like to know what I know now but act like I am still in H.S. It's fun to act like a kid and know better at the same time:) Kind of like a personal time machine. Wouldn't that be cool? Be who you are and what made you who you are and still be able to act like a kid in High School? Just saying. I want someone who is older than me. Or at least if you went to H.S. in the 80's that would work out. Sorry NOT into the cougar thing. Being from the North Phx area is good a plus. If you remember Golf - N - Stuff that's a big plus! Or if you know where Capitan Bill's is... We could really get along! I may live in Buckeye now but I still remember where I came from.

I have made it this far on my own. I have shown myself I can take care of myslef and my kids for the past 5 years. And I will continue to do so for many more. I don't NEED someone in my life. I WANT someone in my life. Everyone has some issues. I do and you do. I can deal with a lot but please limit how many you have. If we have to sneak around so no one will see you with me. That's probably not a good thing. If you can't introduce me to your friends that's probably not so good either. Not right away of course but later on. That's probably not a good situation. If you are still reading and NOT thinking you can change me send me an E-mail.

Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
First dates are always uncomfortable. There is not much fun in a first date unless you already know the person you are with. So coffee is good. Denny's or somewhere you can just sit, talk and hang out to see who this mystery on line person really is.... And chemistry.... Chemistry is everything:)Always has been, always will be

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