Random Menace: Random Menace randomising in cyberspace!
About
Non-Smoker with Prefer Not To Say body type
City
Newcastle upon tyne, UK
Details
44 year old Female, 5' 2" (157cm), Non-religious
Ethnicity
Caucasian, Cancer
Intent
Random Menace is looking for a relationship.
Education
Bachelors Degree
Personality
Geek
Profession
californian wine taster







I am Seeking a Man For Friends
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View her chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Prefer Not To Say
Marital Status Separated Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Mixed Color Eye Color Green
Do you have a car? Prefer Not To Say Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 5 years How ambitious are you? Somewhat Ambitious
Pets No Pets  



About Me
works for peanuts, gets treated like a monkey. lives in a small hut in newcastle. laughs at everything and everyone, if i'd cry i'd shrink me face. prone to broken nails and fractured eyelashes. tart myself up for your webcam, i'd rather lick an abatoire floor. doesnt appreciate fakes, if i wanted one they would be purchased from the Quayside market. doesnt wear pink, its like marriage - doesnt suit me. nobody comes between me, my cat and my californian wine. sits on the fence, lets face it the grounds wet with all this rain we've had. feed me vodka if you want to meet all my personalities and imaginary friends at once, but stand back its like the 'big bang'. genuine low maintenance female, mileage unspecified, full mot and insurance available for negotiation. people watcher...IM WATCHING YOU RIGHT NOW!!!!

Who I'd like to meet ---> The usual, tall dark handsome, has own personality car home job and money, prefrably covered in tattoos and piercings - infact if someone could just be a clone of nikki sixx it'd make my day ;). Other than that i like sociable people with enormous sense of humour a lack of ignorance and honest to the bone! - is it really worth looking here then? :P

If you decide to be george slaying the invisible dragon and contact me.. please wear your best clown suit and tap shoes (i.e. you have your sense of humour intact).. private messages will be responded to in the same sort of vain as my profile as I am rarely serious.. at all.. thank you for viewing potential george

Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
decorating space hoppers with tinsel and jam, riding on the back of a dragon with flowers in my hair...i dunno up for (almost) anything fun





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