Big lad, who's gone a bit to seed, looking for the right gal to help me regain control of my waistline!
Have you noticed how everyone takes life FAR too seriously. We need more fun and frolics. I'm especially fond of my fun and frolics (though I don't like to brag!), and believe in sharing a good thing!
So, If you like a laugh, and don't take everything to heart, then you're my kind of person and should be clicking on the message button!
I've got a warped (some say "wicked", but it's all lies I tell ya) sense of humour. (very warped at times so BE WARNED!!), and I can be a right cunning linguist (with hitherto unknown skills at tongue-twisting), and I'm also fond of puns and double-entendres. I hope you fancy coming along for the madcap ride cos it's a good craic if nowt else. Personally, I'm always up for the crack!
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Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Well, I could waffle on with all the stereotypically romantic shenanigans about strolling on beaches, walking in the rain, open fires, kicking up autumn leaves, holding hands, Sunsets in paradise, romantic music, etc, etc, etc...
...But personally I'd rather just turn up somewhere safe and pleasant, have a chat, break the ice, and see how we get on. Then, assuming neither of us has already tried to escape via the toilet window or fire exit, we can arrange a proper second date where we're both relaxed and know that the beach strolling, open fires, and maybe some home-made fireworks is worth aiming for!