Cargy.: Tongue-in-cheek profile ahead...
About
Non-Smoker with Big & Tall/BBW body type
City
Torbay, UK
Details
54 year old Male, 6' 2" (188cm), Non-religious
Ethnicity
Caucasian, Cancer
Intent
Cargy. is looking for a relationship.
Education
Some college
Personality
Comic Nerd
Profession
Mickey taker


dating
Standing by the largest nostrils in the whole of Somerset






I am Seeking a Woman For Friends
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Mixed Color Eye Color Hazel
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? All my kids are over 18
Longest Relationship Over 10 years How ambitious are you? Not Ambitious
Pets No Pets  



About Me
Big lad, who's gone a bit to seed, looking for the right gal to help me regain control of my waistline!

Have you noticed how everyone takes life FAR too seriously. We need more fun and frolics. I'm especially fond of my fun and frolics (though I don't like to brag!), and believe in sharing a good thing!

So, If you like a laugh, and don't take everything to heart, then you're my kind of person and should be clicking on the message button!

I've got a warped (some say "wicked", but it's all lies I tell ya) sense of humour. (very warped at times so BE WARNED!!), and I can be a right cunning linguist (with hitherto unknown skills at tongue-twisting), and I'm also fond of puns and double-entendres. I hope you fancy coming along for the madcap ride cos it's a good craic if nowt else. Personally, I'm always up for the crack!
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Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Well, I could waffle on with all the stereotypically romantic shenanigans about strolling on beaches, walking in the rain, open fires, kicking up autumn leaves, holding hands, Sunsets in paradise, romantic music, etc, etc, etc...

...But personally I'd rather just turn up somewhere safe and pleasant, have a chat, break the ice, and see how we get on. Then, assuming neither of us has already tried to escape via the toilet window or fire exit, we can arrange a proper second date where we're both relaxed and know that the beach strolling, open fires, and maybe some home-made fireworks is worth aiming for!


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