Well that last one didn't go as planned. I'm not sure when or if I'll be back and ready to try again. I'm sure there are some really amazing guys on here and I hope you all find your fish.
Ok...here's the deal...I've tried being funny and witty (which I am). I've tried being aloof (which I can be). I've been forward, I've been shy (I've tried anyway LOL). So I guess I'll try being blunt and out there. I don't get when you say you are interested and then it's like pulling teeth getting a response after you say "Hi." Ya'll are just missing out because I'm hella fun!
I'm the coolest chic. I'm pretty chill. I'm super independent. I don't expect you to be texting me 24 hours a day. I have a job and I have work to do and I hope you do to. I'm sarcastic, a smartass, I have a brain of random useless knowledge and I have a million 10 second musical snipits that can be set off with a single word. I also have resting **** face. I'm ok with it, keeps the weak away. LOL
I have a muffin top so get over it. I have no aversion to going to the gym. In fact I love it. I went to the gym 6 days a week for a long time and my ass looked good LOL But I had a sh*tstorm of a life for a year and a half and my life was pretty stressful. I'm not looking for sympathy, I'm just stating facts.I'm not a super model but let's get real, we aren't spring chickens anymore. LOL However, if you want to go to yoga or a rowing class with me, it's o n because I'm ready to get back to sweatin' to the oldies.
So if you think you can handle my smart mouth, my fierce independence and getting slapped on the ass in public, bring it buddy! If not, that's cool. I'm not for everyone.
PS- my biggest pet peeve is ghosting. If you don't want to be with someone any longer, don't be a douche, be an adult and just tell them. But maybe that's just me.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
I have a motorcycle. I suck at sports but I'll give it a go. I collect rocks and other crazy nature things. I love going thrifting and junking. We could go get our palms read. Not your thing? That's ok, make me an offer, I ain't skerd!