I am semi-creative, kinda funny, have hair, and can lower a toilet seat. I don't live with my Mom and I own a car! Disclaimer: not a cool one.
My family and friends mean I have family and friends making me slightly social and not a solitary creeper. I try to do a once a week exercise routine. UHHHN! The girl in my picture is my sister (in case any of you mistakenly think it is the ex). I also go out with my guy friends but we usually don't take pictures of each other....that would look gay (and I have gay friends in case anyone thinks I have something against the LBGTs, well the Ts freak me out I have to admit). I like to go out for dinner, cooking at home, comedy shows, or whatever sounds like fun and involves interaction with the person I am with or someone that knows how to communicate verbally or otherwise (As opposed to blankly starting at each other wishing someone would say, something). And I am very handy sometimes.
I guess you want to know what I would like in my woman?
A woman that can get a joke (And give one).
A woman that doesn't want from me what they know I can't give. (losing the funny).
A woman that can give as good as she gets. (cryptic)
A woman that can cook and loves to have me help. (COOKIES!)
A woman that knows when I have work that needs to get done I need to get it done and will be there when I am finished. (And I won't be partying with the "boys" after work).
A woman that has a laugh that is infectious. And makes me want to do/say things to hear it.
And I am terrible with the phone "interviews". I would like to meet someplace public. I am much better in person (Usually).
Some other disclaimers:
Age between 36 and 47
I have not have messaged users looking for intimate encounters or sex.
I have a picture. (Of?)
I am not looking for Talk/E-mail (just sex then?)
I am not be looking for Other Relationship (meaning? Also, this sounds creepy as hell. Who does this?)
I am not looking for Intimate Encounter (until later or ever?)
I do not do drugs (drugs are bad, ok. Because their bad. Seriously.)
I am not married.
Dinner or meet for drinks, if being stuck at a dinner table sounds like torture. If you can laugh at mostly stupid jokes we will have a great time.
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