Not sure what to put right now. It's hard to describe myself. Not for shyness, but lack of the words to put it right. I'm hoping to meet a sarcastic, witty person. Someone not too skinny, but not too fat. Think 2 to 3 lbs per each in tall and you'll be able to imagine the center of my "I LIKE THAT!" range! I like women... To LOOK at! But I like more. I'm shallow enough to want someone at least a LITTLE pretty. Smart helps and a whacked sense of humor goes a LOOONG way! I would rather wait before having to get into a relationship. If that's a problem for you or not what you want, tell me so I can move on and not waste your time. If you can deal with just hanging out with someone you're maybe attracted to and enjoy your time together, than things will go just fine! I'm not here for just an intimate encounter, but I'm not looking for something serious either. Friendship is the first step, maybe the only step, and that's ok. Things I do... I'm a dirty little bugger! I like playing pranks, making up stupid songs with nothing but racey lyrics, singing like a chick because no one expects it... Oh yeah, I LOVE karaoke! lol I like to write poetry from time to time from the random thoughts I come up with and get inspired by. For example:
Erotic Pop Culture Fiction.
Fantasies fill my mind like an erotic whirlwind of desire
My mind's eye spies the thighs I cannot despise
Legs are so spread to fall inside
More excitement than any Disneyland ride.
Magic mountains unto the land of silken honey
Dew melons in my hands of plenty
A tripped troupe of bodies
Swinging past the boundaries of society.
Into the vast expanse called kink
Which is only the destination to pleasure the mind can think
How would this feel?
How about that?
Want to see me pull a rabbit out of my hat?
Yes, where did that come from indeed?
Allow me to seek cover to contain my seed
Of thought seeking to root in your imagination
To find the course of my sublimation
The route in which I strip you from your banal existence
To the bare flesh that lies beneath your resistance
You swing from rope to rope in search of passion and desire
But my rope always ignites those hidden pools of exotic fire.
Those tantalizing tidbits of torrid temptation
Like physiological chasers of sordid detail
Always leading to your will power's demise
The kiss, the touch, the phantom sensation
Elation your memory continues to regale
Overtaking your sobriety, your fears and consideration to compromise.
That is my seduction, my tool of trade...
That leads you to the deal with the devil you will have made.
Our words come from our thoughts which come from our urges. We all have them. I'm interested in meeting someone who can get me going. Looks usually aren't enough. I sit here going to waste because I don't know who I would truely appeal to. In a wash of so many other guys, it's hard to truely stand out as someone worthwhile without having my SINcerity come into play. I like to flirt, willing to meet and will follow through with what I say if you have the mind to propel me to. I'm not looking for anyone or anything specific as of yet. Just someone I find attractive, confident, at least a bit sarcastic and capable of holding up their end of a conversation. It's not that I'm better than the other guys out there, I'm just willing to foolishly admit to wanting what I want when I see her. I can be very sexual and appreciate a woman that is the same. Meaning bold and straight forward, flirtatious, provacative and willing to let me know what she wants, even if that's not me. Can you be the woman to incite my fantasies? Would you let me know if you wanted me? Or am I still just going to waste?
Adendum: My idea of a great first date would involve me cooking for you/with you for a few hours. talking about random stuff and allowing everyone to be comfortable. Otherwise, the rest still applies! First dates suck and I always seem to blow them by either doing too much or not enough. A first date is likely to be to meet for karaoke, because I like it a lot and so I can try to impress and take the edge off of meeting as it is. Take it from there. Also, if I added you to my favorites list, it's because I find you attractive. If you add me as well, then I know if I should try to contact you or not. Nice how that works out, yeah? I'm an easy going guy, surprisingly shy. As bold as I may be, I don't like feeling like I'm coming onto someone who is not interested. If I get that first date, hopefully you can realize that I want you to have fun as much as have fun myself. For me, a great first date could even be getting lost trying to find some place we've never been that we have no idea where it is and enjoying the conversation in between. Let's face it, if we can't converse there... Then why have the first date?