R.I.P. MCA, you will be with me always :( Bonus points for you if you know who I'm talking about here.
Hi, and thanks for coming to my profile. If I clicked on your profile, I probably thought you were hot, so bonus points for you. If you are wayyyyy too young, I'm sorry. I can't tell how old you are just from looking at a tiny picture, MY BAD. I'm really not a creepster. Also, sometimes I look at a lot of profiles and if I checked yours out and didn't mail you, but you are interested in me, shoot me an email! I won't bite, I promise...and will generally get back to you regardless if I'm interested in you or not. I also don't email many women initially, I sort of like being "chased", as it were.
Anyway...I'm a very down to earth 39 year old guy that's never been married and doesn't have any kids. Did you hear that??? NEVER MARRIED, NO KIDS! I've been close once, but that's another story for another time. I live life to the fullest and don't bother with drama or worry. I'm fun to be around and get along with most people in most any setting. I also like to joke around and make people laugh. I was absolutely the class clown in grade school, even into high school a bit.
I'm built like a hockey player, muscular legs, strong shoulders, arms and chest with a slight gamer gut. Abs of steel? 1, 2, 3, NOT IT! So the answer to the body type question really is Athletic/Average/A few extra pounds depending on where you are standing. Haha
I love hockey and the Blues, so if you like hockey, you're pretty much a shoe in with me. I'm also into computers/gaming, gambling at the boat, bowling, camping, floating, drinking on occasion, bonfires, grilling, going to concerts, going to the movies once in awhile among most other fun stuff.
These days I've been spending a lot of time at home and it just gets boring. I know, I know...most women that I end up meeting have kids and their spare time is SO scarce and valuable. I don't have that problem. I'm also ultra spontaneous and will meet someone that I'm interested in pretty much immediately, regardless of the day or time. I can always catch up on sleep on the weekends anyway ;)
My nickname is Mystery. Another long story for another time. Also, if you've gotten this far and are still reading, good for you. You're probably not a nitwit and I like that about you 3
I also sure do enjoy a good poptart from time to time, aren't they delicious?
I wear a hat a lot, so if that bothers you, you probably won't like me. Just saying. I*do* have hair, I'm not bald or anything, but you'll just have to see it for yourself if you really want to. It's not that great, especially when it's been in a hat for awhile. Trust me on this ;)
I tend to fall for nerd girls, redheads, goths, and nice smiles. I'm not looking for anything unrealistic from a woman on here, because let's be honest, I'm no model myself and that's just not fair to either of us.
BIGGEST TURN OFF ON THIS SITE: Women with either no pictures or just one. One picture tells me you are putting very little effort into this.
VERY IMPORTANT: A little pro-activity goes a LONG way with me. Don't be afraid to take the first step if I don't. Be it writing me, favoriting me, or whatever. I'm not looking for anything too serious from this site, or maybe I am? Who knows what/who I'll find here. You might be who I am looking for, for something long term. I'll never rule out something serious developing from this site, ever.
I'm also definitely not here looking for one night stands, that guy isn't me. He's the douchey guy that I make fun of.
Top 5 songs I'm listening to right now (in no particular order) this list is a bit old, but these are all still good tunes, check em out if you haven't already and maybe you will dig them as well.
Skinny Puppy - Assimilate
Mickey Avalon - Mr. Right
Parkway Drive - Carrion
Awolnation - Sail
Das Racist - Who's That Brooown
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and last but not least, I am not into BBW ladies. Sorry, but if you weigh more than me (around 260)...it probably won't work. :( Lately there has been some discrepancy issues with this, but if you are proportional in height and weight then it's no problem for me, considering I'm into heavier women in general anyway. I also tend to look for the best in a woman that I'm interested in, we all have flaws after all.