Mermaid seeks (potentionally, the mythical creature of your choice or maybe even a pirate)
I definitely know what I do and do not want. But let's face it, that may change tomorrow, because I'm a woman and that's just what we seem to do. LoL. But there are a few things that will increase/decrease your chances of getting a response from me. I know that the English language can be somewhat complicated, but grammar, punctuation, and using the aforementioned correctly is sexy! I don't understand wearing your pants down to your knees and having to hold your pants up. Swag is for boys, class is for men. You don't have to wear a suit daily, but you should at least own one and know how to tie a tie. I won't go off on some long tangent and take all the fun out of getting to know one another, so send me a message and I will talk to you soon.
RANDOM MOVIE QUOTE TIME:
Ivy: "Try this! Kim you snotty little pig I was delighted to learn of your infidelity. Your puritanical attitudes towards sex were just childish and insecure."
Wyatt: "Ooh, insecure...give me something about her weight. She's one of those five eight, hundred pound girls that always say "I'm fat I'm fat!"
Ivy: "Ok! My stomach turned the last time we made out & your gut flapped against me; those cellulite packed cactuses you call thighs with the razor sharp stubble called to mind a fifth rate porno actress that I once jerked off to during the tenure of our sorry marriage of convenience. Now I can finally tell all my friends how nauseating you are to mate with. Rot in Hell! Trips."
Can you guess it? You should know the rules...no using google, bing, or yahoo to find the answer! LoL! For the totally clueless. I'm giving you an ice breaker. Answering the question and saying a simple"hi" or "hello." works but also add your own flair. Hopefully, I haven't lost you and I've piqued your interest at least a little. :)
The beach, the river, an amusement park, go-carts, hiking, rock climbing...the sky is the limit...
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you MUST meet the following criteria:
Age between 27 and 36.
You must have a picture to contact this user.
Must not be looking for Long-term
Must not be looking for Intimate Encounter
Must not be married
|Awesome chick...if you have the opportunity to talk to her, take it...intelligent, funny, gorgeous...if there is anyone in this world that you should meet...it's this chick...she loves to get IMs...so hit her up!|
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