lollypopjam
Age: 34
Dating
Cocoapuffgurl80: Awesomistically cynical hopeless romantic!
About
Non-smoker with Average body type
City
Tracy, California
Details
34 year old Woman, < 5' (< 152 cm), Non-Religious
Ethnicity
Mixed race Sagittarius with Brown hair
Intent
Cocoapuffgurl80 Wants to date but nothing serious
Education
Some college
Personality
Sapiophile
Profession
Facility Director


dating
My favorite pic






I am Seeking a Man For Friends
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View her chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Yes
Marital Status Not Single and Not Looking Do you do drugs? No
Pets Dog Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 5 years



About Me
Mermaid seeks (potentially, the mythical creature of your choice or maybe even a pirate)

I am a sucker for dark hair and blue or green eyes. I definitely know what I do and do not want. But let's face it, that may change tomorrow, because I'm a woman and that's just what we seem to do. LoL. But there are a few things that will increase/decrease your chances of getting a response from me. I know that the English language can be somewhat complicated, but grammar, punctuation, and using the aforementioned correctly is sexy! I don't understand wearing your pants down to your knees and having to hold your pants up. Swag is for boys, class is for men. You don't have to wear a suit daily, but you should at least own one and know how to tie a tie. I won't go off on some long tangent and take all the fun out of getting to know one another, so send me a message and I will talk to you soon.


RANDOM MOVIE QUOTE TIME:

Ivy: "Try this! Kim you snotty little pig I was delighted to learn of your infidelity. Your puritanical attitudes towards sex were just childish and insecure."
Wyatt: "Ooh, insecure...give me something about her weight. She's one of those five eight, hundred pound girls that always say "I'm fat I'm fat!"
Ivy: "Ok! My stomach turned the last time we made out & your gut flapped against me; those cellulite packed cactuses you call thighs with the razor sharp stubble called to mind a fifth rate porno actress that I once jerked off to during the tenure of our sorry marriage of convenience. Now I can finally tell all my friends how nauseating you are to mate with. Rot in Hell! Trips."



Can you guess it? You should know the rules...no using google, bing, or yahoo to find the answer! LoL! For the totally clueless. I'm giving you an ice breaker. Answering the question and saying a simple"hi" or "hello." works but also add your own flair. Hopefully, I haven't lost you and I've piqued your interest at least a little. :)

First Date
The beach, the river, an amusement park, go-carts, hiking, rock climbing...the sky is the limit...


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