I am Secret Agent 0011. You are Secret Agent 0014. Our first mission, should we decide to take it, is to discover if we are compatible enough for a second mission.
The following is secret information. If you divulge any of it, I'll have to kill you.
Are you ready to meet a passionate secret agent who loves life and likes to have a good time? Then, you found him!
I enjoy helping others. I am a hypnotist. Don't worry. I won't hypnotize you except to contact me. You are getting sleepy and sleepier. Now contact me.
I'm content and happy and into personal growth. I love to dance and enjoy many kinds of music. I also enjoy watching movies of all kinds. I also love to read.
My friends describe me as honest, self-confident, nonjudgmental, optimistic, friendly, easy-going, kind and thoughtful of others. I'm a great listener and have a good sense of humor.
I am looking for someone to have a lot of fun with. If you are intrigued, please send me a secret message. By the way, age doesn't matter to me. I've had friends in their 20's and 80"s.
Your secret agent, 0011
P.S. By the way, I don't drink (I spill too many secrets) but am OK if you do.
P.S.S. Of course as always, should you be captured, the agency will deny any knowledge of you or your secret mission.
P.S.S.S. This secret message will disintegrate in 10 seconds. 10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1...0. Well, maybe not.