I'm not the greatest in interviews and writing reviews, so of course this seems like the penalty for being single. So here goes nothing. I'm single and work two jobs which I rarely see new people. I'd prefer to meet that special someone by chance instead of looking through an online catalogue and hoping there'd be a spark. My humor can be dark at times but l laugh at the normal things too. Don't worry. I said dark, not demented or sadistic. If I had my way, I'd own a hotel with a restaurant and bakery. I love DIY projects at home but hate having to fix things--the fun of a fixer. I'm very close with my family and close friends. (That sounded redundant but I'm keeping it.) Oh yeah, I have a cat. Only one cat. That doesn't make me a crazy cat lady. I'd prefer a big dog, like the ones I grew up with (no password hints), but I'm away from home too often and don't believe in crating for such long periods. Plus, I've trained her commands like a dog, so that's bonus points. Anyways, I've just rambled a good few paragraphs worth of a profile despite the fact that I don't talk much.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Really depends on how we meet. I guess any activity that doesn't feel like a job interview. We could always do a little renovating. (Did I just ask for free labor?)
It'd be easier asking me about the third or fourth date. I'm single. Obviously, I don't know how to date properly. No pressure.