Yeah, doing a little re-model of the profile, not gonna keep the lame fishing joke...
OK, just to clear things up (seems this appears on so many of your profiles, figured I would get these out of the way now).
No hook-ups... I don't work for AT&T or Comcast.
No FWB... been there done that. (observation on that situation. When the guy proposes it, he's a [pick your explicative]. When the gal proposes it, no problem. Double standard?)
No one-night stands ... if I wouldn't go back a second time, why go the first.
I don't smoke, don't do drugs (wouldn't call myself goody two shoes though, anyone else remember Adam Ant?).
And check it out - I've got all my teeth, and clothes on, in all my pics - and no selfies...... (oh, for what it's worth, all those bathroom mirror selfies... come on ladies, I know you can get someone willing to snap a shot... heck, hit me up - I'll do it...)
I'm a father, and wouldn't trade it.
I'm sarcastic, sardonic, a 'pessimistic optimist'. Work is along the lines of 'Office Space', but pays the bills and I'm good at it.
I tend to look a little serious most of the time, which just makes some of what I'll blurt out all the more absurd. Laugh with me, at me (except in 'certain' situations), it's all good. [Laughing in those 'certain' situations won't get you flowers on Valentines day - you've been warned]
I like to get out and explore nature and historical type places, and also enjoy relaxing with a good flick on the couch.
Walks, Kayaking, beach, zoo, it's all good. Just re-acquired a 4x4, looking to explore some dirt roads.
Odds are I'm not what you think you want, but probably just what you need. A good man with a little dark side.
I'm no prince - more inclined to knighthood - but I'll make the right person feel like a queen.
So tired of the games played by those who say 'no games'....say what you mean, mean what you say....
If you got a smile or a laugh out of reading any of this, you are welcome. [and why are you not clicking 'Send Message'?]
If not, consider removing that you've got a sense of humor from your own profile. ;-)
Some favorite quotes:
If you keep doing the same thing, you will get the same results.
That is the true season of love, when we believe that we alone can love, that no one could ever have loved so before us, and that no one will love in the same way after us.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
We are all a little weird and
Life's a little weird,
And when we find someone whose
Weirdness is compatible with ours,
We join up with them and fall in
Mutual weirdness and call it love.
Theodore Giesel (a.k.a Dr Seuss)
Everyone's different, but for starters just meet for coffee, get to know one another (perhaps over a walk around the Town Center). Though, I do enjoy a few games of pool. And the zoo is always an option.
Will save the company jet to Venice for Lasagna and tiramisu for another time.