My profile used to be full of wittiness and charm but....I decided that was just too exciting.
I'm not sure what I'm looking for on here, and I don't have the answer to the meaning of life either, so you're going to have to look elsewhere for that. What I do know is that I am quite entertaining, mellow, laid back, and I know how to have fun. I love hockey and football, old punk music, shoes, art, coffee, acting like a spaz sometimes, and hanging out with my friends. I have a vast variety of likes, and dislikes-I suppose that makes me pretty versatile, or maybe just normal, I don't know.
Shallow, lazy, close-minded, those who lack self-esteem, and boring people, make me agro.
I like people who make me laugh-laughing is good for the soul. I spend about 90% of my waking hours either laughing, or with some form of smile on my face. Sometimes it's because of the evil things I am thinking *insert maniacal laughter*, but mostly it's because I am a happy kinda gal.
Just a couple of insights :
Emo, and trendy people annoy me.
I read, and write in a fairly decent representation of the English language so no, I will not "holla back" at you.
If you think any television show on MTV is an accurate depiction of "reality", please go get sterilized. Thank you-drive thru.
The word "date" always implies so much pressure. Why not just get together and hang out? Take a walk in the park, go for a bike ride, knock over a 7-11, whatever.
Please, please try something vaguely original. I mean sharing oxygen with another human is so overrated.
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