I'm not that fat, only 410 pounds but most of that is back hair. I'm not completely unemployed, I have yard sales and that helps pay the bills. I drink like a fish to numb the pain of my "do it at home dental work and got bored one day so I thought I'd start a new hobby, now I smoke like a chimney. My car was repossessed but I'm getting it back just as soon as I pawn my old collection of Weeble Wobbles and have a few more yard sales then.... my 1982 Toyota corolla will be free at last! Your lucky day. I'm quite the catch!
I’m half Korean and half German, I don't speak either language but sarcasm is like a second language to me. I wish I could invent a font so I could use it when typing so people would know when I'm being sarcastic... I'd call it Sarcastica. I've been in LA for a little over 10 years, I'm originally from St. Louis Missouri. People say I walk fast, I say I walk with a purpose. I love spicy food, a good Irish whiskey and art and music that challenges the status quo.
So yeah, I'm half Korean and I'm terrible at math. 3 words to describe me are: I suck at math... I've never owned a rice cooker because St. Louis had a ban on rice cookers because of the number of Asian restaurants there. Yup, the city banned them in an attempt to get more people to go out and eat at Asian restaurants because of the dwindling number of them. The city officials thought that the increased patronage of these restaurants would spur growth in the slowly developing Asian communities. The plan backfired though and created a black market for rice cookers. Rice cookers were eventually being sold in the back alleys of the Asian restaurants by the cooks themselves. Finally a crack down of these black market rice cookers selling rice cookers resulted in the closure of more than half of the Asian restaurants in St. Louis having the complete opposite effect of what the city was trying to do. I tried to buy one once. It later turned out to be a crock pot. That rice cooker sold me a fake rice cooker! I haven't been back to buy one since.
You score big points with me if you like Arrested Development, Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog, Firefly or BSG. Also my favorite band is Massive Attack.
I might joke around a lot but I know when to be serious. I work hard and try to enjoy life every chance I get. I'm an executive in the Entertainment / Insurance industry, I'm also a freelance artist and had 4 shows last year. I just had another show this year. I do mixed media art and photography. I practice public speaking and I'm a member of an improv group. I like to be funny... or at least I like to think I'm funny. what else... oh yeah, I volunteer on a search and rescue team.
I’m looking forward to connect with some cool people.
I like museums and art walks or maybe do something active. Or it could be something simple but fun depending on what we talk about leading up to the date. Maybe an eclectic little cafe tucked away somewhere in a fun part of town. I know this little coffee shop called Starbucks ... heard of it? Really though, what's most important is the company you're with. If that is good the simplest of things can be great.
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