Hi. Thank you for taking the time to read my profile. If you have a picture of you and your car, or just your car, please move on, that's just huge ego and it seems as if your car must define you.Your car does not define you! I have a car, I do not need yours, nor, am I impressed by what you drive. I am impressed by you and who you are as a person.
Must be witty and quick! I have a real sense of humor and don't take life to seriously. We're never going to get out of this alive! (you can laugh, that was funny!)
I DO NOT CAMP and no exceptions to that rule! I do not surf or take long walks on the beach at night, you'll get mugged!
I believe that women should have great nails, feet, teeth and hair.
I believe in wearing heels as it seems to be a lost art nowadays. Whatever man invented heels, we women owe him a lot!!! Wearing ugly shoes is so unnecessary, why do women do that?
If I have viewed your profile, and not emailed you it's only because I don't know what to say, so drop me a line. I love dogs and have 2 German Shepards. Cats, well...they are not my favorite. Yet it's not a deal breaker unless you've been on "My Cat From Hell"
I can be a bit sarcastic at times, yet never insulting, mean or at another's expense.
Moreover, I want to "date" someone that wants to "date" me. Liars, cheaters, the unappreciative, the uncommunicative, the selfish, the effortless, dishonest, the emotionally unavailable, the "I still love my ex" or every story you tell me has her in it, please move on. You are "unavailable" and need to go get her. In addition, I guess what they now call, "Ain't got no", ain't got no job, ain't got their own credit card, ain't got their own place to live, ain't got no car, ain't got no credit, and those "too busy" need not apply: this is LA -- we're all busy. I'm looking for someone with strong similar interests, values and qualities, however you must have honesty first and foremost.. Romance and chivalry is a plus, but no pushovers please.
If you have photos of your children or grandchildren, (choke) please do not email me! This is a dating site! It tells me you have no sense if you place photos of them on your profile! No one cares about your children except you! We know you love them more than the world blah, blah, blah!
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Everyone seems to say coffee and a walk on the beach, but I do coffee all day long, so I would say anything but coffee and a walk on the beach, because, if you turn out to be a weirdo it's to hard and far to run to my car and escape! Don't be afraid to laugh, that was funny too. Haven't we all been on that date that you want to excuse yourself and crawl out of the bathroom window?