???????? I was told my profile is "weird" lmao I thought hmmm let me review it, maybe it's too direct or comes across mean.
After further review HELL NO IT STAYS if you don't have a good sense of humor and thick skin DO NOT BOTHER I'm not into overly sensitive men???? like I want to be the only woman in the relationship ok! and if I'm tough and can take sarcasm then the hell I need a manly man NOT EL DEBARGE ?????? learn to laugh don't take this site too seriously I don't...now on with the show ...??
I apologize in advance I have no filter... It's unfortunate that rules need to be said aloud but clearly without boundaries people go crazy so here are some NO THANK YOUS PROCEED WITH CAUTION??
Don't inbox me with your random opinions about ME and my profile. If your annoyed by any of it we aren't a match. BYE FELICIA ... you don't like my show change the channel.
YOU ONLY GET ONE TIME TO GET CAUGHT IN A LIE
I like kids in moderation. I need to know & like you FIRST (that does not ensure I will like your children) I'm sorry I am not interested in dating someone with a bunch of kids under 10. I don't like them THAT much lmaoooo mine are grown except for 1 and if they closed Disneyland I wouldn't lose a moments sleep. I'm 42 the last thing I want to do is date a man with a few 5yr olds....I'm not a stepmother prospect, your not a stepfather prospect either. So don't think you can bring lil Jacob & Billy Bob to my house on your "weekend" with them and we can hang out...this is not a 2 for 1 date and I won't help you no matter how cute they may be. I have cute nieces NO THANKS.
Yes you can now send voice messages smh so many weirdos. It's like since it's online mofos just do the most ??
Dont send me a message talking about
HI PERFECT TITS HIT ME UP!!
I'd like to hit you with a 2x4 so annoying Please understand I will give you the business if you don't approach me with common sense REAL TALK your ass WILL be handed to you on a plate so don't ****ing do it, it's annoying.
??IF YOU HIT ME UP AND THE FIRST THING OUT OF YOUR MOUTH IS ASKING ME WHO MY TEAM IS OR "SURPRISE" OF LEARNING THATS MY TEAM...YOU ARE NOT PAYING ATTENTION AND THATS ANNOYING ...ITS TOO CLOSE TO THE SEASON FOR TOM FOOLERY I DO NOT PLAY THAT...PAY ATTENTION
??If your page says you are NON-RELIGOUS
please do not contact me.
I DO NOT DATE YOUNGER MEN...no desire If you message me and your 20s early 30s I will just block you. I don't want to hear how you always date older YOUR BUSINESS or hear how you got your stuff together YOU SHOULD young women will appreciate you. I don't like you.
??If your page says you'd like to meet women ages 21 and up please do not contact me. I have daughters that age I do not want to be friends with men in their late 30s or 40s that thinks it's ok to date a woman who are that young. It's disgusting.
??If your page says "separated" do not contact me...and if you do you will be told the same thing so don't bother. I dont care about your " planning" to file or your story etc ZERO INTEREST
DONT CONTACT ME FROM THE SHANK STICK INN if your in jail ... What the hell you doing with a phone? Sit down reflect and work on FREEDOM I won't be helping you pass the time. #belawabiding
PSA Dont hit me up with "LIL MAMA" or "MAMA" and keep in mind the fact that YOU like YOU a great deal does not guarantee others will and vice versa ??
And don't say "you look super wet" that sh*tannoys me! ??Who the hell tells someone that and what am I supposed to say?? Do women actually respond favorably to that? We'll the hell I WONT! I will just block your ass...like a bad rap record #hellno #keepmoving #nobueno
ALOHA Hmmm about me... I'm a happily divorced mother just looking to meet some nice people to befriend and maybe hang out with. I like various types of music, enjoy reading and dining out. I'm willing to try anything once even this site. Please NO crazy, over sexed, stalker types. NOT THE BUSINESS That is not rare okay thats everyday BS in the life of a woman. Id like something other than of the obvious lol??
PSA ALERT DO NOT CONTACT ME TO BASH MY RAIDERS YOU WILL BE DIRECTED PROMPTLY TO GO TO HELL. I AM A SEASON TICKET HOLDER AND SIT IN THE BLACK HOLE....DONT COME FOR ME UNLESS I SEND FOR YOU....ITS NOT A TURN ON
Instead of wiping away your tears, wipe away the people that put them there.
A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous ~ Coco Chanel ????????
There are so many different answers for this one... Attend a Raider game? Always at the top of my list...Dinner a movie? Play pool? BOWLING Play name that tune? KARAOKE Or better yet watch The Midnight Special, yes that one from the 70s and 80s lol THAT IS THE BUSINESS. I'm pretty easy to please as you can see...but approach with caution.
Scorpio: If you do the opposite of what you said you would do then you will lose credibility.
One love feeds the fire One heart burns desire I wonder who's crying now Two hearts born to run Who'll be the lonely one I wonder who's crying now
So many stormy nights, so many wrongs or rights Neither could change their headstrong ways And in a lovers rage they tore another page The fightin is worth the love they save...