ok....decided to scrap the whole thing and start over.
this isnt gonna be a happy, high light sales pitch. it's more of a 'throat punch of matter of fact' ness. dont like it?, toughen up buttercup.
i'm not much to look at. i dont do 'cold call' socializing very well. i dont do 'new people in new places' very well. i dont follow the herd. i dont make megabucks for microwork. i dont have all the neat toys you want me to have. i like the southern outlook on life. i dont drink often or use self-destructive crutches to hide from my demons. i would rather be the thing my demons fear under their beds at night.
i do work hard and sometimes at the expense of me. i am hard-headed but not close-minded. i am not a debater or lawyer. dont ask me what i think if you dont want the answer. i prefer to avoid conflict but if i have no other choice when cornered, the 'spider monkey-honey badger' will make an appearance. i have a 'boy scout' mentality...ready for anything or try to be. i do like to look at life differently and laugh at the irony. i am subtle like a sledge hammer. i would rather not speak than to think out loud.
i have a good heart and generally treat others better than myself. do not mistake my kindness for weakness. my emotions are sedated for many reasons. i am guarded.....not all you ladies are sugar and spice.
on the bright side, i am not a skirt chaser and you wont find me in the nudie bars. i work 3rds by choice and doesnt interfere with my social life....not that i have one anyways.
yeah, not the happy little 'pick me cuz im a great guy' sales pitch everyone wants to read but it's a honest self opinion.