if you dont have a sense of humor that hangs out on the twisted side of things.....just stop right here and move on. im as serious as a heart attack, if you are offended by fart jokes and anything 'jackass-esque' things wont work.
something else that bothers me. those of you who cant get the age right in your profile. if you cant describe yourself honestly, do you really think i would believe those are your pics too? delete the profile and start over, dumba$*
you know, i just dont know what to write or how to write it. i can make a list of some qualities i think are good and somehow they dont matter.
lets do the basics:
workaholic of the 3rd shift.
libertarian.....because personal politics are such an 'in' thing now.
genetic male pattern baldness.
a bit on the husky side.
outdoorsy and boy scout-ish.
VERY guarded....yeah, i have trust issues.
sarcastic......which could be the end of me one day.
goofy as hell.
hard headed....not really a positive but it's a quality
if you would like to know more, please ask and dont assume.
i realize that i am shy and have some insecurities. i dont hide them and i dont deny them. i know what they are and will freely admit to them if asked.
if you come across as being one to get married tomorrow, need a family or some other needy void, i will pass.
i dont play the numbers game and email every woman on this site. know that if i write to you, there is something in your profile that appealed to me enough to make me attempt to say hi however awkward it came across.
my friends are few and close with my son being the closest friend i have at 2600 miles away. the majority of my friends are all Navy related and i'm quite guarded with my privacy.
if you write to me and i dont reply, i must say thank you, but i am not interested. i do not respond to a 'hi' or a 'hey there'. those are too much like a robocall from the site. please be a tad more vocal.
the typical dinner date to get to know each other a little better would be a good start. no sense in doing an activity that one of us just doesnt like and faking it. most of the women that interest me have an appetite to some degree. i must warn you, for me, dressing up is dockers and a polo shirt/henley.
No dancing....to say I'm a horrible dancer would be a HUGE compliment. i dance like the guy in the 'lonely boy' video on a good night and LOTS of alcohol. jello has more rhythm.