DM2365
Age: 45
Long term
timmytimmay: how you doin'
About
Non-smoker with Big & Tall/BBW body type
City
Marietta, Georgia
Details
43 year old Man, 6' 0" (183cm), Non-Religious
Ethnicity
Caucasian Aries with Brown hair
Intent
timmytimmay Wants a relationship
Education
Bachelors degree
Personality
Class Clown
Profession
sales







I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test View his relationship needs Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Yes
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets No Pets Eye Color Hazel
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 2 years



About Tim
Where do i begin?
My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15 year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy - the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really.

WHO I AN LOOKING FOR

I need someone to help plan heists, someone that would not be afraid to "get their hands dirty" so to speak. also someone that is good at cracking safes the old school way not with all this fancy schmancy techno crap. They should have forging skills and know how to spot a fake. expertise in underworld hierarchy. Just the same old boring everyday malarkey.

First Date
a 12 pack of PBR and a cow pastor, drink beer tip cows.