Average face (god bless the wrinkle paste), Average hair (god bless Grecian Formula), above average body (god bless the gym and every diet pill) and I really am 51, not 61.....The pictures are recent, I swear..I do have a Texas Twang/Accent (sorry, no choice) and no, my middle name aint Bubba and I was not on Green Acres..Well, at least what I remember.
Redneck language 101 - You say "Oil".....go ahead, say it out loud...eh? your kids are listening? have them join you.....Us Texans, we say "Earl"...go ahead, try it..say it...darn close, huh?
Stay tune for next's week class.
Okay, one more Texan thing....What do you call Country Music and Rap? this is easy...go ahead, give an answer......Please go to end of profile for answer....
Oh, want a sailboat from Dana Point, front row, B28, Dana West. Keys are in the ignition, just leave a 12 Pack - Eh? I am redneck, what did you expect, Absolute? Well, that will work too. Please everyone, have fun.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Are we different? Of course we are, I am from the South (no, not Mexico) I enjoy concerts, sport events, outdoors and etc. Thus the theory, “Opposite Attracts”..as we say in Texas, “If you aint done it, don’t judge it”, so yes, I do visit Museums or drive by them, the rare Opera, cool w/ most Musicals and etc…eh? Went to musical recently, it was unquestionably pathetic but managed to survive to end…the following morning I woke up w/ all these darn bruises on my right arm….Are you still there? Bruises from what? My darn date kept elbowing me cause I kept falling asleep during the musical..So please, sit on my left side..eh?
Yes I do wear cowboy boots w/ suits also….Oh, I am serious.. I used to wear suits Mon to Fri, w/ cowboy boots.......But I am a blue jeans man..... Eh? I do have dress shoes, somewhere. Lol..
How do I look? They all say “Handsome”, which nicely means average.
Texas Twang interpretation of the day…Please try this…….You say “oil”……go ahead, say it………Texans say “Earl”…
As far as traveling overseas, done it, been there but prefer South of the States…Next trip, Costa Rica..eh? Yes mam, been to France many moons ago, can you imagine 2 Country folks, with strong, strong Texan Accents plus cowboy/cowgirl boots…eh? No, she had the cowgirl boots. All we kept hearing was “John Wayne”. No kidding. One time I kept requesting directions to a bar (there was an odd reason to visit a bar, looking for pool tables or something) with communication issue but finally, we did receive directions, this wonderful Frenchie actually mapped the directions w/ street names, arrows and etc…No one could error w/ these directions…remember, we were seeking a bar……so, we pulled over a taxi/1922 subaru w/ odor of death…….gave the old chap the hand written/drawn directions…..great, huh? 15 minutes later, we were disposed at the Brothel District…..not the Bar section, the Brothel section…what the heck, it was close. Eh? Of course I was not upset, heck, if it was not for the French (request of Benjamin Franklin) in 1776 and judiciously their naval support in 1780, America would be the property of the King….love American History and yes, cousin walked the Pennsylvania (street now denoted for White House address) to Bull Run during the Lincoln Administration. Did he have an Administration? lol
Yes, I enjoy line dancing, yes I enjoy playing pool, love baseball games (especially during t