**BEWARE: This profile hasn't been updated in forever since I just recently started logging in again. I fully plan to update it, but I have been overwhelmed with messages since turning this back on. It's still kind of relevant for now.**
This profile can be quite the read, it's a continual work in progress...but I hear it's worth it. Quite amusing, but feel free to skim, though you may miss out. If you really want to skip to the good part, read my rant, you'll see.
I did this rock climbing class a while back. I only took a few classes, and have only done indoor climbing so far, but I totally love it already. Anyone who wants to teach me a thing or two about climbing, I'm all for it. I also love trying new things...next up snowboarding or surfing?
ABOUT ME, REALLY!!
I'm just gonna say it. I'm complicated, I barely understand myself half the time. I also think way too much, my mind never shuts up. Sometimes I can't spit out what I really want to say because my mind moves faster than my mouth can. I am, however, very capable of great conversations. I just started developing this weird stutter a couple of years ago. It happens whenever I get excited about something I'm talking about because my mouth can't spit out what I'm thinking.
I know a little bit about most anything, but I suppose I am an expert at nothing. I might be able to dazzle you with useless knowledge, you never know.
I've wanted to give up on this site as of late, but I remain eternally optimistic in my realistic way, and continue to keep this profile up. I am extremely picky and very bit chy, I never used to be this way, but guys seem to prefer it. Plus, those girls always seem to have the cute boyfriends. (I LOVE LOVE LOVE SARCASM, this means I'm joking. I have to mention it because lots of guys have emailed me about me being a man hater or something, I'm not).
I would really like to start out with a good base friendship with someone. I really do want a great and lasting relationship. I want something filled with companionship and lots of jokes and laughter, and definitely snuggling, tons and tons of snuggling. But, if I get friends and nothing more that is fine with me. I'm not looking to be married anytime soon.. I want something with substance, where we do things together and enjoy each other. Something with possibilities, that is significant and worthwhile.
I kinda am that girl next door type, I can sex it up for a night out or don sweats. I like to get dirty in the great outdoors, hiking, fishing, what have you; and am usually not too girly to try most anything. I am also a recent(ish) transplant to the bay area. Coming from North Idaho to attend school (Just got my BS in Physics from Stanford [GO CARD!]). I'm sort of a smarty pants and a pretty big dork. But, I kind of like it that way. I mean I like math, come on...I scream DORK! But, I am quirky and genuine and will probably pick on you a lot; go ahead and throw it back at me.
By the way, I chose the beer theme because I am sort of a beer snob, and I enjoy a good beer that pairs well with my meal. You know, like the winos do. Not every night mind you, but on occasion. However, I generally drink something a little darker, or a little less filtered, than the apparent domestic lager in the pic.
**Ok, a little rant.**
This morning, a guy IM's me on here. Asks, "You horny?" I say, "No." He asks, "You want to be?" Me, "Not really. You talking to me on here isn't gonna change that." Him, "Having you call me will get you wet." Me, "Not likely...I don't get of on this stuff sorry." Him, "Whatever, I was gonna have you call me, but now peace, cheap slut."
(His punctuation left much more to be desired, mind you.)
WTF?!? I am a cheap slut cause I don't want to cyber or have phone sex with a complete stranger? Um, ok? Isn't that kinda bass akwards? So, does this mean that if I keep my legs closed I'm a slut, and if I keep them open, I'm a slut? So much for a double standard, now there is the single standard. All women are cheap sluts, NO MATTER WHAT. Fair enough, I'll go with that, not as if one's man opinion matters in the end, eh?
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I think that a first date should be something fun and active, it's a great way to get to know someone and to ease the tension. Something like batting cages, or a driving range(I don't know how to golf, but I'd like to), or something more daring. I appreciate creativity.
** I didn't think that I had to say this, but apparently it bears mentioning...
SERIOUSLY...I am in NO WAY interested in random hook-ups. Come over and watch a movie, or play cards, or let's have a drink does not mean "I want to f*ck." Nor does it mean, "I want to get on my knees and please you." It means I want to hang out, do something fun, talk, and get to know you. If anything happens of a physical nature, then good for you, you made me comfortable enough quickly...But, these things take time, I'm not talking months, just some time.
Women can also be very literal, and if I wanted you to come over for some hot action I wouldn't casually say that I want to play cards, etc. I would be a little more blunt and up front. This is also not something that I want to do with a perfect stranger, and I wouldn't ask you to come over for hot action until we were already well into a sexual relationship...
I enjoy sex, nothing wrong with sex. I don't look down on men and women who like having casual sex with lots of people. That's your choice, it's your body. It's not something I want right now and if that's all you are looking for then I am not for you.
With that said, I don't want to have sex with you right away. HELL, I may never want to have sex with you. Presuming that I do want to wet your d*ck on the first date is asinine, in the least.
I thought I knew guy speak a little better, guess not? But knowing guys, you will all think that this means the opposite of what it says and that I am open for action. A girl can't win sometimes. **