I run on the treadmill on the highest speed, blindfolded, backwards, on my hands, skipping. I sneeze with my eyes open while licking my elbow. Once, I called a wrong number, but the person on the other end refused to admit I had done so.
I was Chuck Norris' master. At 30, I've won a lifetime achievement award, twice. I told Waldo where to hide. My blood type is A+. My pictures are worth 2000 words. I defeat ignorant men in argument. Once, I lapped my opponent in a 1/4 mile drag race.
I discovered the Golden Ratio by looking in the mirror. I bake 30 minute brownies in 20 minutes flat. I make onions cry. I ace Rorschach Inkblot tests. My stick figure drawings hang in the Musee du Louvre.
People who know me would say I'm down to earth, sincere, driven, spontaneous and honest. Others might say that I'm pretty, talented and smart. But they would only say this if I paid them and did their dirty dishes for a week. I never pretend to be somebody I'm not and I respect those who are genuine, think independently, are passionately curious and know to enjoy their life as is. My favorite people are those that can inspire me and/or make me laugh.
If you feel like we might hit it off, you know what to do.
Short, simple, sweet. Mix in some laughter. Lather, rinse, repeat :)