What to write, what to write??
Me in a nut shell
-some would describe me as fall out of your seat hilarious
-I paid them to say that
-Always up for lending a hand
-i'm busy sundays from september thru January, with the occasional thursday sprinkled in
-But I'm never too busy for the people I like
-If I like you I'll probably make fun of you
-If you like me you'll probably make fun of me more
-Love the blue jays, and love spending nights and afternoons at the ball park.
-Is this love is playing on my i pod right now
-Is this love, is this love that I'm feeling??
-I've been in 4 relationships longer than two years, some longer others way longer
-I'm looking for that best friend kinda love,
-Even Bob will know this is love that I'm feeling as soon as I find it
-Love stand up comedy
-I think nerdy girls are hott, like ridiculously Hott!
-A little about that socially part of this exam
-I burn joints, not sure why it asks if u do drugs??
Why not ask hey are you a crack head??
No, I'm not that's gross..
Umm what else..
If you're reading this and you made it this far you're definitely in my good books, I'd like to find my way into yours..Good books that is, pervert ;)
My sisters are both teachers, they talk to me like I'm 5 to try to get me to do sh*tthey don't want to do.
Anymore more randomness I can share??
Chicks that like football are wicked, chicks that like the dallas cowboys are just drop dead Hott!
Anything else you'd like too know feel free to ask,
Oh and I suck at this online dating thing so if I checked out your profile and didn't say anything its because I've had writers block since I was 8, I'm thinking there's people out there that wish I had talkers block instead ;)
Alright umm first date really isn't a 1st date its more like a meet and greet, would u agree?
I'm cool with a vodka water by the lake maybe even a walk if we get along, and if you think I'm cool and I think you're cool, on to a real 1st date, and I have it covered.
Just an aside, I'm not looking for a pen pal, I'm looking to meet some cool ladies that don't mind laughing their asses off, and having a good time.
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