The reasons I'm the perfect girl for you.,,,
1. You will have fun, lots of fun. Be prepared for dancing, movies, road trips, euchre tournaments, games nights with friends, eating out, places in the sun, zip lining, concerts, meditation, festivals and all sorts of exciting things we've never done before.
2. You will be respected. I will not correct grammar, criticize your clothes, call you pookie and, or wookie in front of friends.
3. You will be kissed. Madly, deeply and often. You will have your hand held. I will rest my hand on your thigh when you are driving. I'm inclined to random acts of affection but nothing too mushy or over the top... in public. I will try to not use my cleavage as a weapon. Try.
4. You will be happy I'm a woman. All women. I am dresses, skirts, cute toes and pretty hair. I don't own granny panties. Don't fret, I can get down and dirt when it's necessary. You will be proud to go out with me in public and your friends will think I’m cool. But don't worry I'm yours, all yours.
5. You will remember you are a man. You may need to kill a spider. Carry a forty pound bag of kitty litter. Lead when we are dancing. Be a shoulder I rest on. I will be your soft place to land. You will not need to solve my problems, pays my bills or clean the kitty litter.
6. You will relax and lay back. You work hard and you play hard. You will be taken care of at the end of a hard day. Let's stay in bed on Sunday till noon. Watch the game. Enjoy spontaneous napping. Sit in a cafe and people watch. Have a bath together. I'd like to apologize now for my cooking. Sorry. I’m so, so very sorry. Thank God! I kiss better than I cook.
7. You will find yourself thinking "Damn, this girl's smart!". You will find a great friend and confidante. I have read a book or two. I do know what's going on in the world. I have been around the block and I do own the t-shirt.
8. You will laugh and smile for no reason. You will laugh so hard you cry. You will not be able to wait to see me, to tell me a funny story. Friends will wonder what you are up to because you are grinning.... madly, for no reason. You will be doing this because I do. I am happy way more than I am blue.
9. I will never hear me speak the words.... "I'm not in the mood". I love to dance and always ready to hit the floor. Hey, wait! What were you thinking I was talking about? See I told you, you will smile and be happy when you are my guy.
You will be happy you messaged me. I am hoping for more than just “Hi”. Let’s be a dating site success story.
I was 12. He took me to the movies.Now, he only dates men. ;) Okay, really.... we'll decide together....