If I know one thing, it's that I don't know anything about exactly who I should be with. That said, I do believe in learning from one's mistakes, so here are some things I don't want: women who throw things at me with the intent to injure, women who own rats as pets, women who get lost easily in elevators, and women who live with the permanent assumption that I am up to something. If none of those descriptions can be applied to you, throw me an email! I just want someone I can shoot the bull with all night and who wakes up happy. I'm an open minded guy and I could enjoy myself in Guantanamo if given a drink and a nice date.
Let's sneak in to your place of work after hours and unplug your boss's keyboard. When he/she comes in the next day and cannot get the computer to work, casually walk in and say, "What's the problem?" Look puzzled for about five seconds and then say "I think I see what's going on." Plug it back in and walk out. It's better than a raise. My gift to you.