okay. So yeah. There's a man shortage. There is no****shortage. No jerk shortage. So if you message me about sex, please spare yourself the fantasy of thinking you aredoing me some type that favor because you're young or attractive. I am looking for the total package. If you are not looking for love don't bother me.sorry just disgusted.so now I'm with my profile. My name is Gayla. Im attractive, outgoing, and fun to spend time with. Im a Southern Belle and speak with a heavy Southern accent. I consider myself to be very articulate and highly versed. Im laid back, open minded, liberal and non- judgemental. I'm not high maintenance, set in my ways, or carry a lot of baggage. I dont like drama anymore than you. Im not fanatical about anything. . I consider myself to be a pretty overall dynamic person. I consider being well rounded and centered a perpetual endevour for anyone; meaning me. LOL I'm learning that the journey is just as much fun as the destination. I've had the good life and i've had it rough. I'm not perfect and I'm not looking for perfect. I abhor pretension no matter your socioeconomic status. I have a sharp sarcastic wit that loves nothing better than to meet its match ; but that requires someone that can be silly and self-effacing and have an actual sense of humor.
Things I like to do. Ummm. Exploring. Literally . up and down the coast. tidal pools. redwood parks. hiking anywhere.beaches. Motorcyclying. off-roading. rafting. camping. going to concerts.perusing used book stores. flea markets. yard sales. amusement parks. There is still a whole world of activities i have on my to do list,but those are the extras. Thats not everyday life. So what would be an ideal average evening for me (with you)? I like grilling, a good movie afer the sunsets where weve sat on the back porch around our little burning bowl or fire, burning one of course (yes, 4:20 friendly). You can have a beer or a glass of whatever. I dont imbibe anymore. Simple really.
Now, what do i want in a guy? Well, I've always been attracted to a masculine man . He cares about the hair coming out of his nose or ears but would think its strange to shave anything else. He may or may not be typically attractive but what he is , is confident because looking pretty doesn't matter to a man. He smells like Old Spice or Axe or maybe a cologne you're niece got you for Christmas , because shopping for scent is the most ludacris concept to him. You get the idea. Me Jane You Tarzan (with clean nails). Im not going to fight you to be the girl in the relationship. LOL If this sounds like you , hit me up.
Please understand that after a couple of initial texts; i would like to talk on the phone with like minded adults. I would really like if when you call , you can fully engage in a conversation. I wont talk to you if youre busy driving, cooking, or trying to multitask with me. My time and my opinions are valuable to me . Oh please no sexting. I wont. I have nothing to prove. I have a healthy sexual libido. "Nuff said.
I like.a man with a plan
P.S. Pick me up like a lady and drop me off like a gentleman. or is it pick me up like a gentleman and drop me off like a lady? Lol
P.S.S. Don't let my ability to write a good profile make me seem inaccessible. But. Also if it's too much information for you, ..then I'll probably be too much... just sayin'. LOL
P.S.S.S If you put me on the meet me list and never contact me ... thats not cool.