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I am open to all ages, race and religion. Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder.
I'm looking for my "Happily Ever After" if it exist. I want the Kids and the Family. I believe Chilvary ISN'T Dead. I want a best friend. An equal partnership, though I like to be in control in the bedroom ;)
I am a huge animal lover (except cats), so if you don't, keep moving.
I am always learning and willing to try something new. I usually won't knock it until I've tried it.
I'm a "conspiracy theorist". I believe most all recent "attacks" on the U.S. have been False Flags. I don't get vaccinations and won't drink tap water. I own a pistol and believe there is more value in Gold and Silver than that paper sh*tin your pocket. All politians are liar and I'm working on fixing my house to sell it and buy some land where I can be as much off the grid and self sufficient as possible!
I consider myself green conscientious, recycle, reuse, compost and I enjoy gardening.
I enjoy cooking and I am always trying to make a new recipes. Im some what health conscientious. I try and eat healthy and avoid fast food when I can and enjoy making all kinds of homemade concoctions like Keifer (Both Water and Milk Grains), Kombucha, Ginger Beer, Honey Mead, Sauerkraut, Kavas, Etc.
I have a mild case of OCD and like a clean house and everything to have a place.
Rock, Hip-Hop, R&B and Dub-Step, these are a staples in my life. I need it like a fat kid needs cake LOL. Currently listen to a lot of BVMF, Sleeping with Sirens, Billy Talent, Trapt and Three Days Grace. But if you look at my iPod, you will also find Country, Classic Rock, Techno and even oldies!
I consider myself a movie buff but not all nerdy Star Wars about it LOL. I LOVE Comedies and will even watch chick flicks ;)
HOBBIES: Riding my Motorcycle and/or Jet-Ski, Basketball, Running, Aquariums, SCUBA Diving, Traveling the World, Gardening, Camping, Cooking, The Beach, Volleyball, Movies, Football, Soccer, Tennis, baseball, anything Outdoors.
WARNING: I’m from Wisconsin. GO PACKERS, BADGERS, BUCKS & BREWERS. Nothing against Chicago teams, I watch them more than my own teams and even go to their games, I just have to cheer for the home team. I do not discriminate against woman who like Chicago sports, it makes for some added competitive fun in a relationship.
TURN-OFF's: Chewing with your mouth open, smoking cigarettes, drama, shitting talking, being conceded, lack of intelligence, litter bugs, animal abusers, under achiever’s.
TURN ON's: Goal oriented, educated, high heels, beautiful smiles and eyes, physically fit, intelligence, well mannered, thrill seeker, sport lover, career minded and my favorite; Boy Shorts. LOL