Hey, my name's James. Originally from Florida. I am legally seperated and do have a son. He is my heart, so any woman will have to be able to handle that.
I am a bit bigger than most guys, but I don't look morbidly obese or anything, walking isn't going to leave me with worries about a heart attack. I spent about 6 years in the Army and fully support the military. I enjoy reading, I'll read just about anything I get ahold of. I'm always up for anything, I'll stay at home cuddling on the couch or hop in the car and drive until we're lost. I'm into all kinds of music. I lean more towards country, but listen to some of everything. I'm extremely random and outspoken. When you're around me there is always the possibilty of me saying anything at anytime. I can control it I just choose not to most of the time. Believe in honesty above everything else, but no those jeans don't make your butt look big. I'm usually described as goofy by people who really know me, and special by people who don't. I like hitting hole in the wall bars for live music. I am somewhat athletic, clumsy as hell, but athletic. I just had a torn acl and meniscus repaired not too long ago, so I've been slightly restricted. I do pretty much everything except running. I'm actually a decent cook. I'll stop there, just ask me if you're wondering about something I didn't include.
I'm looking for a woman who can be my equal. She needs to be able to accept that I plan on doing something with my life outside of staying in this town and working a 9-5 job, I have big ambitions, like White House big. I'm happy with the person I am and expect you to be happy with yourself. I'll constantly compliment you, but if you need those compliments to complete you then I'm not the one for you. I get sarcastic and can have an attitude at times, you need to have thick skin. If I say something mean or sarcastic to you then I want you to say something mean and sarcastic right back. Trust me it will usually end in us laughing and beating eachother with pillows. If you feel you can fill that role then please hit me up and we can see what develops.
******few quick notes******
--women don't want messages that just say Hi or how are you, I don't mind you taking the initiative, but I won't respond to those messages either. They have to have more substance to them.
--Reese's Puffs are the most awesome cereal ever... I mean ever.
--I don't need, nor do I want a woman to take care of me, I got me covered.
--Scooby Doo is my hero.
--A friend and I have recently come up with the I'll be that dude list(don't take it so serious, it's somewhat funny)
...want to make a man jealous, I'll be that dude.
...want to get back at a cheating boyfriend, I'll be that dude
...want a guy to get you out of getting married, I'll be that dude
...want a guy to take to some sorority hazing thing, I'll be that dude
...want a guy to make daddy mad, I'll be that dude
...Lesbians, want to see just what you're missing, I'll be that dude
...just need someone to throw ones at you while you undress, I'll be that dude
--Like I said, don't take it serious it's a joke...like I always say, if you aren't laughing then why are you living?
--I wonder how much they will let me write on here before the site says "hey buddy that's enough, shut up already"
--If you're looking for a "normal guy" keep looking because I'm abnormal and extraordinary, but craploads of fun.
--I don't go to the gym often, I came by my muscles the honest way, I pissed off a lot of NCO's in the Army and did a ton of push-ups.
--Having said that, I came by the padding over those muscles honestly too...it's just protection, those muscles were hard to come buy, don't want anything happening to them. Think of it as body air bags.
--It seems kind of weird I have to reiterate this fact, but I am a guy, not metro, but a meat and potatoes guy, if something breaks I try to fix it not just call someone. I have, my own truck, I pay my own bills... I don't cheat, beat women or lie...