Hey, my name's James. Originally from Florida. I am legally separated and do have a son. He is my heart, so any woman will have to be able to handle that.
I want true love..... True love is not never having to say sorry, but being the first to say it and mean it. Love is knowing that you will sacrifice everything for the person you love, and that they will do the same for you, but that neither of you would want the other to sacrifice anything. Love means that the most menial task, such as doing dishes or cleaning the garage, can become a good time just because of the person you're with. Love is when things get so hard that it would just be easier and probably smarter to just quit and give up on it, you fight harder to make it work out.
I had a long list of who I am, but does any of that really matter on here? So here are a few facts about me, followed by an enormous amount of the craziness I can be counted on to spew at random times.
--- I am as sarcastic as they come.
--- I am funny as hell in my own opinion, and that of most of the people I meet that don't want to kill me.
--- I love to read, the book is always better than the movie.
--- I can fit into any "clique"(prep, jock, nerd, rocker, cowboy, thug) at different times, it just depends on my mood.
--- I can always find something to smile about in any situation.
--- I am loyal to a fault, that being said I don't give 2nd chances, screw me over once and we're done.
--- I am extremely smart, but can often be found saying and doing the dumbest sh*t possible.
--- My friend describes me as the best spin doctor he knows because I can take any argument or situation and make it appear as if it fits my own view.
******few quick notes******
--Reese's Puffs are the most awesome cereal ever... and I do mean ever.
--I don't need, nor do I want a woman to take care of me, I've got me covered.
--Scooby Doo and Wile E. Coyote are my heros.
--A friend and I have recently come up with the I'll be that dude list(don't take it so serious, it's somewhat funny)
...want to make a man jealous, I'll be that dude.
...want to get back at a cheating boyfriend, I'll be that dude
...want a guy to get you out of getting married, I'll be that dude
...want a guy to take to some sorority hazing thing, I'll be that dude
...want a guy to make daddy mad, I'll be that dude
...Lesbians, want to see just what you're missing, I'll be that dude
...just need someone to throw ones at you while you undress, I'll be that dude
--Like I said, don't take it serious it's a joke... if you aren't laughing then you aren't living?
--I wonder how much they will let me write on here before the site says "hey buddy that's enough, shut up already"
--If you're looking for a "normal guy" keep looking because I'm abnormal, but craploads of fun.
--I don't go to the gym often if I can help it. I came by my muscles the honest way, I pissed off a lot of NCO's in the Army and did a ton of push-ups.
--Having said that, I came by the padding over those muscles honestly too...it's just protection, those muscles were hard to come by, don't want anything happening to them. Think of it as body air bags.
--It seems kind of weird I have to reiterate this fact, but I am a guy, not metro, but a meat and potatoes guy, if something breaks I try to fix it not just call someone. I have my own truck, I pay my own bills... I don't cheat, beat women or lie...
--I am going to school full time to get another degree so I can open my own spot. This means I am busy and will be for the foreseeable future. I will make time for people who matter, but don't expect someone who's just able to drop everything and appear at your side for no good reason...
I am always up for anything, but I like to try and be different. Probably be something along the lines of go karting or tubing or something fun. I am a fun(slightly immature) guy and like my activities to reflect it. I don't really drink coffee, but love tea and can handle the frozen coffee drinks. I'd plan the date according to who the other person was. Obviously not going to take a non-drinker to a bar on the first date. There's always the chance of me throwing a blanket down and taking you for a picnic under the stars...