Hey, my name's James. Originally from Florida. I am legally seperated and do have a son. He is my heart, so any woman will have to be able to handle that.
I had a long list of who I am, but does any of that really matter on here? So here are a few facts about me, followed by an enormous amount of the craziness I can be counted on to spew at random times.
--- I am as sarcastic as they come.
--- I am funny as hell in my own opinion, and that of most of the people I meet that don't want to kill me.
--- I love to read, the book is always better than the movie.
--- I can fit into any "clique"(prep, jock, nerd, rocker, cowboy, thug) at different times, it just depends on my mood.
--- I can always find something to smile about in any situation.
--- I am loyal to a fault, that being said I don't give 2nd chances, screw me over once and we're done.
--- I am extremely smart, but can often be found saying and doing the dumbest sh*tpossible.
--- My friend describes me as the best spin doctor he knows because I can take any argument or situation and make it appear as if it fits my own view.
******few quick notes******
--women don't want messages that just say Hi or how are you, I don't mind you taking the initiative, but I won't respond to those messages either. They have to have more substance to them.
--Reese's Puffs are the most awesome cereal ever... I mean ever.
--I don't need, nor do I want a woman to take care of me, I got me covered.
--Scooby Doo and Wile E. Coyote are my heros.
--A friend and I have recently come up with the I'll be that dude list(don't take it so serious, it's somewhat funny)
...want to make a man jealous, I'll be that dude.
...want to get back at a cheating boyfriend, I'll be that dude
...want a guy to get you out of getting married, I'll be that dude
...want a guy to take to some sorority hazing thing, I'll be that dude
...want a guy to make daddy mad, I'll be that dude
...Lesbians, want to see just what you're missing, I'll be that dude
...just need someone to throw ones at you while you undress, I'll be that dude
--Like I said, don't take it serious it's a joke...like I always say, if you aren't laughing then why are you living?
--I wonder how much they will let me write on here before the site says "hey buddy that's enough, shut up already"
--If you're looking for a "normal guy" keep looking because I'm abnormal and extraordinary, but craploads of fun.
--I don't go to the gym often if I can help it. I came by my muscles the honest way, I pissed off a lot of NCO's in the Army and did a ton of push-ups.
--Having said that, I came by the padding over those muscles honestly too...it's just protection, those muscles were hard to come by, don't want anything happening to them. Think of it as body air bags.
--It seems kind of weird I have to reiterate this fact, but I am a guy, not metro, but a meat and potatoes guy, if something breaks I try to fix it not just call someone. I have my own truck, I pay my own bills... I don't cheat, beat women or lie...
I am always up for anything, but I like to try and be different. Probably be something along the lines of go karting or tubing or something fun. I am a fun(slightly immature) guy and like my activities to reflect it. I don't really drink coffee, but love tea and can handle the frozen coffee drinks. I'd plan the date according to who the other person was. Obviously not going to take a non-drinker to a bar on the first date. There's always the chance of me throwing a blanket in the bed of my truck and taking you for a picnic under the stars...