Looking for a fat, balding, raging alcoholic to send me into therapy for the next several years. Successful candidates will drag me to the gym, encourage me to watch hours and hours of sports with pop quizzes on commercial breaks, and use my forehead as a beer coaster.
Hopefully, I can find someone who still lives in Mommy's basement, who can cheerfully chastise me for my own housekeeping abilities, and recommend I apply for an airline position as my cooking is certainly of airport quality.
Extra points to any suitor who misuses commas on a regular basis and is old enough to be my father.
Let's go somewhere secluded so no one will ever, ever believe me.
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