If movies and books have taught me anything it's that you meet prince charming down the frozen meal section at the local Tesco when your trolly accidentally collides with another. You find yourself chatting about the pros and cons of frozen meals for one that somehow leads to a dinner invitation. I don't think that will happen to me, my trolly driving skills are excellent and I can't really go around ramming my trolly into others in the hope it might lead to a date. So that's why I'm here.
A bit about me. Well i'm not the intelectual type so I know very little about art, music, fine wines and politics. I've been to art galleries and looked at pictures (and some wierd funky stuff at Tate modern involving a guy with a suassage a bottle of ketchup and a bathtub that I just can't wrap my head around...I mean WTF man!!). I enjoy looking but I couldn't say I understood half of what I'm looking at. I'm happy to live in ignorance and enjoy the preety colours but if you can explain it then that's good too.
I love to do things which is a major reason for being here because I want someone to do things with. I want to explore the world and my own back yard and see what there is to see. The Acropolis is on my list of things to see as is Stonehenge and the Tower of London. One day I'd even like to see the sun rise over the ocean horizon for no reason other than wanting to. It's not just places but experiances too, just the other day I took a river boat down the Thames instead of catching the Tube just because I'd never done it before. I want to do things I've not done it what I'm trying to say.
Some of my little foibles and quirks.... I have no sence of fashion and zero rhythm (basically I can't dance). I sing when I have the hoover out and worry about my waist line. I'm scared of spiders yet feel guilty after whacking one with a newspaper. When I'm drunk I think everything and everyone is lovely and tend to be more than willing to make a tit of myself. I stutter when I'm nervous or anxious, I think battery chickens should be emancipated and I love Star Trek....but not in that order.
Quite often I see people write "blah blah blah seeks same". I see the merits of that but some of my closest friends are mirror opposites of me and I think that means I get to see the other side of the coin and appreciate a different perspective on things.
Guess that's the basics of me and what I'm looking for.
By the way, at the time of writing this there are 47 guys who "Want to meet me" yet I've only had a message from two. Where's the other 45?