Looking for an outdoor playmate. Boating, Fishing, Jet-skiing, Motorcycle riding girl in search of a co-pilot for adventure, laughs and giggles. Must have more teeth than tattoo's. Hair is optional.
Addicted to placebos (tried to quit but I'm not sure if it really worked); extensive collection of overdue library books ; tend to fake my orgasms ; skilled at looking busy ; drinks well with others ; fully chlorinated gene pool ; buns of cinnamin ; able to dress up or down whether it's eating raw hot dogs in the parking lot of Wal-mart ; flying to Paris for lunch ... , panhandling for extra spending money , or even diving the dumpster for that special something .
FAVORITE FOODS: toast on a stick , gopher , xanax flavored ice cream .
TASTE IN MUSIC: taste N music is a bad idea in general
FAVORITE PICK UP LINE : Hey babe , does this cloth smell like chloroform to you ?
SPIRITUAL RESOURCE : After a hard morning at electro-shock therapy , I like to pour Jack Daniels
on my Rice Crispies and then do whatever they tell me to do .
4:27 Friendly ( "sorry I'm late , hope ya had fun " )
Great with statistics ( 72.367% of the time )
Would like to meet that special guy whose freinds and family won't notice he's
been missing for an extended period of time .
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
January 01 ...according to Gregorian Calender
Last Date is December 21 , 2012 , according to Mayan Calender