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| About | Non-smoker with Average body type | City | Centreville Virginia | ||
| Details | 40 year old Man, 5' 10" (178cm), Non-Religious | Ethnicity | Caucasian Virgo with Brown hair | ||
| Intent | afterhourschef wants to date but nothing serious. | Education | Masters degree | ||
| Personality | Player | Profession | Writer |
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Late Night in April 2008
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| I am Seeking a | Woman | For | Friends | |
| Needs Test | View his relationship needs | Chemistry | View his chemistry results | |
| Do you drink? | Socially | Do you want children? | Undecided | |
| Marital Status | Single | Do you do drugs? | No | |
| Pets | No Pets | Eye Color | Brown | |
| Do you have a car? | Yes | Do you have children? | No | |
| Longest Relationship | Over 3 years | |||
| Second Language | French | |||
About Me
What's this crap. Now I have to talk about myself?
I'm a mix of French, Italian, and Spanish. I moved to the states from Africa when I was young and have no accent. On occasion I go to France to visit family. I've lived in a few different cities on the east coast, and probably had the most fun in philly. In Jan 2009 I moved to Centreville from Ithaca, NY (work is in Manassas). I'm primarily looking to make new friends who like to have fun. Of course, I'm open to other things if they go that way.
Some specifics: I'm always looking for new and interesting people, and by "people" I mean women. (I didn't think I'd have to define the word "people" here, but apparently I was wrong. Unreal.) I can get along with anyone, especially if they don't play by conventional rules. I like to be somewhat flirty and will pepper many exchanges with innuendo, so I tend to get along with women who respond well to this and like to return in kind. The high-maintenance, drama queens have their place - in fact I'm friends with many of these ridiculous women. But we don't work so well in more intimate settings.
High Maintenance. This can be a sensitive subject so here's where I'm coming from...If you ask for things that aren't on the menu (unless you have real issues - like food allergies), take 45 minutes to get ready for the grocery store, use the words 'fabulous' and/or 'amazing' more than once a week, or waste time trying to determine how well your shoes match your calves (and you love your fake tan), then you're high maintenance. -- Toughness, sexiness, and goofiness are good attributes. I'm really into clever, quick-witted women with smarts, and am turned on by outrageous spontaneity and sarcasm. Last minute road trip to anywhere? Yes, please. And if you don't carry any reasonable baggage, or you actually believe my headline (or personality type), then you're probably boring and a dumbass, respectively.
When I'm not being a dork analyzing and writing stuff (my job) I like to cook, lift weights, visit wineries (any suggestions?), see live bands, watch MMA, take road trips, mix music, and blah blah blah. To relax I like to get my hands dirty and fix things, chop wood, etc. I read like I'm still in grad school - lots of nonfiction. Sorry if that turns you off. Wait, no I'm not.
If I HAD to set a lower age limit, I suppose it would probably be in the 28-29 range or so. If someone was unusually mature I'd go lower, but I'm typically bored with most younger women and that sucks for everyone. Besides, what would you want with an old dude like me? - My upper age limit is 150.
I get some hate mail when people find this out so I might as well put it here: I probably won't be any good for a woman if religion is an important part of her life. It plays no role in mine. I'm not trying to dump on those who practice some type of faith or have strong beliefs in one thing or another. I actually encourage it because I see that it plays a positive role in some people's lives. I just regard it in the same way I might regard, say, mountain climbing; I don't care that people do it, but I'm pretty sure I'll never suit up for a climb at any point in my life.
Here's the part that's the source of most of my hate mail (most messages are hilarious, by the way). -- I can't be with smokers of any type. Not to be a d*** or anything, but please don't write saying, "It doesn't count if it's with beer or once in a while." It genuinely turns me off no matter how attractive the woman. Sending me 'hot' pics won't change my mind because I've been this way my entire life, for whatever reason (probably because it has a smell that tends to linger). Simply find another guy. Sorry if that makes me an ass but it's a deal-breaker and I don't want to waste your time.
There are way too many words here. If you made it this far then you should reward yourself.
I'm a mix of French, Italian, and Spanish. I moved to the states from Africa when I was young and have no accent. On occasion I go to France to visit family. I've lived in a few different cities on the east coast, and probably had the most fun in philly. In Jan 2009 I moved to Centreville from Ithaca, NY (work is in Manassas). I'm primarily looking to make new friends who like to have fun. Of course, I'm open to other things if they go that way.
Some specifics: I'm always looking for new and interesting people, and by "people" I mean women. (I didn't think I'd have to define the word "people" here, but apparently I was wrong. Unreal.) I can get along with anyone, especially if they don't play by conventional rules. I like to be somewhat flirty and will pepper many exchanges with innuendo, so I tend to get along with women who respond well to this and like to return in kind. The high-maintenance, drama queens have their place - in fact I'm friends with many of these ridiculous women. But we don't work so well in more intimate settings.
High Maintenance. This can be a sensitive subject so here's where I'm coming from...If you ask for things that aren't on the menu (unless you have real issues - like food allergies), take 45 minutes to get ready for the grocery store, use the words 'fabulous' and/or 'amazing' more than once a week, or waste time trying to determine how well your shoes match your calves (and you love your fake tan), then you're high maintenance. -- Toughness, sexiness, and goofiness are good attributes. I'm really into clever, quick-witted women with smarts, and am turned on by outrageous spontaneity and sarcasm. Last minute road trip to anywhere? Yes, please. And if you don't carry any reasonable baggage, or you actually believe my headline (or personality type), then you're probably boring and a dumbass, respectively.
When I'm not being a dork analyzing and writing stuff (my job) I like to cook, lift weights, visit wineries (any suggestions?), see live bands, watch MMA, take road trips, mix music, and blah blah blah. To relax I like to get my hands dirty and fix things, chop wood, etc. I read like I'm still in grad school - lots of nonfiction. Sorry if that turns you off. Wait, no I'm not.
If I HAD to set a lower age limit, I suppose it would probably be in the 28-29 range or so. If someone was unusually mature I'd go lower, but I'm typically bored with most younger women and that sucks for everyone. Besides, what would you want with an old dude like me? - My upper age limit is 150.
I get some hate mail when people find this out so I might as well put it here: I probably won't be any good for a woman if religion is an important part of her life. It plays no role in mine. I'm not trying to dump on those who practice some type of faith or have strong beliefs in one thing or another. I actually encourage it because I see that it plays a positive role in some people's lives. I just regard it in the same way I might regard, say, mountain climbing; I don't care that people do it, but I'm pretty sure I'll never suit up for a climb at any point in my life.
Here's the part that's the source of most of my hate mail (most messages are hilarious, by the way). -- I can't be with smokers of any type. Not to be a d*** or anything, but please don't write saying, "It doesn't count if it's with beer or once in a while." It genuinely turns me off no matter how attractive the woman. Sending me 'hot' pics won't change my mind because I've been this way my entire life, for whatever reason (probably because it has a smell that tends to linger). Simply find another guy. Sorry if that makes me an ass but it's a deal-breaker and I don't want to waste your time.
There are way too many words here. If you made it this far then you should reward yourself.
First Date
I hate coffee so we'd have to do the next best thing which is take a walk by a schoolyard and make fun of all the ugly and uncoordinated kids.
I know it's cliche', but somewhere simple where we can talk and hear each other. I don't want to go to a million bars and do shots with your friends while you text even more of your friends. All the 'dates' I've been on in the recent past have blown (in this context, it means they weren't fun). But if we're feeling it, we'll definitely laugh and have a good time.
I know it's cliche', but somewhere simple where we can talk and hear each other. I don't want to go to a million bars and do shots with your friends while you text even more of your friends. All the 'dates' I've been on in the recent past have blown (in this context, it means they weren't fun). But if we're feeling it, we'll definitely laugh and have a good time.
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