YourNextEXX: Does Spooning Lead To Forking?
About
Non-smoker with Average body type
City
Lansing, Michigan
Details
27 year old Man, 5' 10" (178cm), Non-Religious
Ethnicity
Caucasian Libra with Black hair
Intent
YourNextEXX Wants a relationship
Education
PhD / Post Doctoral
Personality
Design Snob
Profession
Dental







I am Seeking a Woman For Long term
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? I do not drink Do you want children? Prefer not to say
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets No Pets Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? N/A Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 3 years How ambitious are you? Very Ambitious
Second Language Other  



About Me
I'm a winning combination of crazy bananas, uniquely refreshing watermelon, posh raspberries, healthy blueberries, zest for life, and a massive helping of mischief - all blended well in a hot-tub and served chilled. Tastes amazing and the 'blush pink' colour goes very nicely with your lipstick. Lucky you.

Now then...continuing with my profile.

Don't just read it...

SING IT! To the tune of the theme song from Friends. Here we go...

So here you are online, looking every day
You're searching for a man who's not just good, he's great
It's like you always find the same old schmucks;
and the pictures of them with their shirts off, or dead fish and their trucks...
But: Here's good news for you (I'm different from them all)
Here's good news for you (I won't drive you up a wall)
Here's good news for you (Cause I'm searching for you too)

By the way, I cannot be held responsible if this song gets stuck in your head and you can't quit singing it. It was your decision to click on my profile, so you have no one to blame but yourself.

Little more about me:

What to say, what to say. Well, for starters, I'm the coolest person I know. Although, that's not saying much considering I don't have any friends. (Please stop reading now if you can't handle or grasp blatant sarcasm).

My close friends have nicknamed me "Glass House" because I'm always getting hurt. So, bonus points for you if you're in the medical field because that "Safety is #1" mantra doesn't really apply to me. Taking flights of stairs head on in my pram and cracking my head open on LEGO can be considered early evidence of that.

I'm looking for someone that brings energy and enthusiasm. I like to poke fun and she should absolutely should feel free to rib me back. She likes getting out of the house, and is my teammate when it comes to finding the next cool thing to do, but also doesn't mind watching my secret guilty pleasure, Made in Chelsea.

I would much rather discuss my passions in person...so I will end there.