Think about it: The Dalai Lama, when asked what surprised him most about humanity, answered "Man. Because he sacrifices his health in order to make money. Then he sacrifices money to recuperate his health. And then he is so anxious about the future that he does not enjoy the present; the result
being that he does not live in the present or the future; he lives as if he is never going to die, and then dies having never really lived."
*Yes. I live in Las Vegas. For now. I am moving to the NY area in October.*
I'm mainly here for entertainment purposes. However, if you are funny, fun, interesting, un-lame, and have something witty to say, please feel free to say hi. (This does not mean I am not open to possibilities. Of course it would be great if I could meet someone to grow old with...or wait to die so I could collect his pension. Kidding...kidding...or am I ? :) Of course I am.
Also, please speak in complete sentences. If I have to consult urban dictionary, to decipher your acronyms,or any slang, you are probably too young for me. I do appreciate sarcasm. I think it's sexy. I like good conversation. I am opinionated and usually right.
In case you haven't figured it out by now...I'm random. But that's ok. I'm super awesome and amazing and stuff. Even my mom will tell you.
What the hell is with the stalkers? You're creepy. And I'm willing to bet, somewhere, you have a restraining order against you.
I really don't want to see photos of your junk. Seriously. Women are intellectual, not visual. The way into my pants, is through my mind.
Oh, and have a photo. Jeez, you'd think this site was full of freaking celebrities and politicians, the amount of faceless users.
If I don't respond to you, don't take it personally. I just don't think we'd be a good match. And rather than thank each and every person who writes, and do that awkward back and forth...I just don't respond.
Ohhh.... one last thing: don't lie about your age. If your profile says you're 35, but you look 45... That's bad. on the other hand, it makes me feel great, that I look better than you...at both your fake age and your real age.So, thanks for that!