Look at that! A large, empty, white box with limited instructions. It was probably a severely, poor choice for the site makers to give me such leeway!
I guess this is where I'm supposed to simultaneously dazzle you with witty intellect, and detail how wonderful and amazing I am, without actually coming across as a totally, conceited a***. Good times! I'll give it the "old college try"!
I think having grown up in a small, midwest town, it definitely shaped my outlook on life. I enjoy learning new things, and fully believe that a happy and healthy life includes expanding one's mind, horizons, and interests. As hopefully most individuals are, I'm very passionate about my family and friends.
I'm educated, hardworking, and have a fantastic career that I love. My friends and family would say I'm one of the most dependable, loyal, and responsible individuals you're likely to come across.
I am by no means the proverbial "player" as they are called...nor am I a fleeting or meaningless relationship type of guy. I'm past the bar scene phase/stage in my life, and am old and mature enough to know what I want and am looking for. If your primary/weekly form of entertainment is going out to bars or P&L, we probably are not a good match.
I've done a lot more traveling in recent years, and love exploring more of the world around me. I enjoy pretty much any outdoor activity...such as hiking, fishing, camping, target shooting, BBQs, etc. I'm a sports fan and especially like college football and golf. I’ll kick your butt in ping pong too!
I'm a homeowner, so I dabble in home improvement projects and working in my yard/landscaping as well. I'm equally content exploring KC, enjoying a new restaurant, hitting up a dive/sports bar, catching a movie, staying in and watching a good movie (big movie buff), or just relaxing on the deck with some friends and a few drinks. Often, the simplest things in life can reward you with the most pleasure. I can honestly have a great time doing almost anything, as long as the company is right.
I eat fairly healthy, enjoy working out, and often play in a softball league with a bunch of guys from work. I would appreciate a partner that likes to work out/exercise, and take care of themselves as well.
I'm somewhat of a paradox, because I like the traditional "guy" stuff/activities, but also like cuddling, most so called "chick flicks", and don't even mind shopping (After those statements, I fear my "Male Card" will officially be revoked). I'd also say I'm pretty adventurous and up for trying almost anything that has less than a 50% fatality rate! To give an indication, my first time skiing, I went down a Black Diamond called "Awful, Awful". Needless to say, it didn't end so well (remind me to tell that story)! One thing I’ve always wanted to do is go skydiving, but I've yet to find someone brave/crazy enough to go with me! Submit any applications to: P.O. Box...
So, to summarize ladies...I've got all my teeth, shower daily, hold a steady job, own a home/vehicle, believe chivalry isn't dead, don't have a baby mama, have no "shirtless" pics in my photo section, don't know the local cops by their first names, and am not addicted to meth, Affliction shirts, or Justin Bieber. How many checklist points do I get? ;)
I've waxed on about myself enough for one lifetime. That wonderful, elusive girl I'm looking for:
First and foremost, I want someone FUN...someone that can dish out and take a little sarcasm. I want an individual that is not afraid to laugh at themselves! A woman that can be sassy and feisty at times, and yet caring and considerate as well. A lass that is intelligent, has a quick wit, and who has a great sense of humor (goofballs go to the head of the line). Traits that I really admire are honesty and loyalty; so these are must. I’m definitely not into women that like to play head games. Just being straight forward and honest about your feelings/life will get you very far with me. Bonus if you like/love college football...especially Mizzou!
Survey Time: Were you thoroughly and sufficiently dazzled? Did I convince you I'm the "knight in shining armor" or "prince charming" you've spent your whole life looking for? (sarcasm alert)