I am looking to meet a wonderful man who really wants me and won't give up trying until I block him or have to get a restraining order!
You don't have to be crazy to hang out with me. I'll train you! Make your appointment today!
Beware! My mind has chewed through the leash again and is on the loose!
What is this Normal you speak of? Is it contagious? Arrrrrhhh, get away from me! I don't want to catch any of your normal!!
I have decided I no longer want to be an adult. So if anyone needs me, I will be in my blanket fort, colouring!
I hit the gym earlier today but drove away because I don't have car insurance!
Disappointments are Gods way of saying, be patient; I have something better in store for you.
Being single does not mean you don't know anything about love. It just means you know enough to wait for it!
Somewhere between heartaches and waiting, comes another chance to be found by someone who can show you that you don't deserve to be just an option, but the only choice!
"It is beautiful when you find someone that is in love with your mind. Someone who wants to undress your conscience and make love to your thoughts. Someone who wants to watch you slowly take down all the walls you built up around your mind and let them inside!" I will settle for nothing less!!
I'm not hot or gorgeous. I don't have an amazing figure or flat stomach. I'm far from being considered a model but, I'm me! I eat food, I have curves, I have more fat than I should, I have scars, I have a history. some people love me, some like me, some hate me. I have done good, I have done bad, I love my PJ'S, my cats, and I go without makeup. I'm random and crazy. I don't pretend to be someone I'm not. I am who I am, you can love me or not. I won't change!! And if I love you, I do it with my heart!! I make no apologies for the way I am!
Wait for the one who pursues you, the one who will make an ordinary moment seem magical, the one who brings out the best in you and makes you wanna be a better person
Wait for the one who will be your best friend, who will drop everything to be with you at any time, no matter what the circumstances. Wait for the one who doesn’t care about anyone else’s opinion and follows his own heart and decision. Wait for the one who is not afraid of commitment and is very confident in choices made.
Wait for the one who will love you for who you are and not what someone else thinks of you. Wait for the one that actually helps you and takes care of you when you’re in trouble. Wait for the one who makes you smile like no one else does. Wait for the one who will show you off to the world…..
PS: You are NOT allergic to cats. I have three!
Honesty is the sexiest gift a man can give a woman!
My three most important cautions are....YOU MUST APPRECIATE CATS, YOU DO NOT SMOKE, AND YOU ARE SINGLE
Always be courteous to someone who approaches you. The person you just rejected may be best friends with the person you are interested in!
No matter where you go or what you do, always behave with dignity and respect for yourself and for others. You never know if the person who could be your future has been watching!
This is a link to what I love to do most: http://iluvbonniespics.globalentertainmentmag.com/index.html
Q: Why do Blondes always smile during lightning storms?
A: They think their picture is being taken.
I am here.....so what are your other two wishes??
Welcome to my profile. Straight jackets are by the wall, meds are in the boxes. Enjoy your stay, and please visit again!
Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings"
....because Chocolate can't cheat on you, break your heart, or get you pregnant!!!
Every girls dream is to have a guy call her at 3am, and say Hey Baby, I am outside your window with cookies and ice cream!
He said the last girlfriend he had was the craziest b!tch he ever met. I said: "Challenge Accepted!"
Never argue with an idiot.They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.”
I tried to join a dating agency today but got rejected: when they asked me the question 'What do you like best in a man?' they wouldn't accept 'A KNIFE'!
Single? I'm not single, I'm in a long standing relationship with fun and freedom!
While I do appreciate some of your very lovely messages, please do not be offended if I do not respond, however I do TRY to reply to all messages.
Allow me to explain it in terms you will be able to understand!! I am going to need crayons.
Lunch at a cafe on the Seine. Your treat!????? NO?????? OK, then shopping for colouring books at Toys 'r' Us!
Let's run around with Blankets over our heads and pretend we are undercover agents!
We can put M n M's in alphabetical order!!
Latte is french for You paid too much for that coffee!
I tried Smoking Pot Before...But The Handle Got Caught In my Throat..
Lets go to the smash up derby. But first we should fill driver side air bags with ketchup just for fun.
Probably not a good idea to play Ghost in the Closet at the nursing home!
A redhead tells her blond sister'
"I slept with a Brazilian'
The sister says "OMG you slut! ..How many in a Brazilian?"
Sorry....no wine for me. I am ALLERGIC!
Dating from the internet can be evil. There is always that temptation to keep looking for someone better!
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|Greenize...what can I say. Amazing photographer, one HOT chick, and one great friend. She's always there for her friends, she is a kind, warm, compassionate person. And she sure knows how to drive when there's an emergancy (Wasego campout...2005...beesting to her friend...zoom!! Off they go).
She is one creative woman, with an inspiring mind to most!|
|Last year I was trying to figure what to do on my birthday(which was october 1st)for that Saturday. I saw a post for a party at the ground pub in Toronto and figured I'd hang around a few POF'ers and there was no local parties at the time, so I figured what the heck.
So I went there with a good friend of mine and saw some people I met before and saw greanize there and she had her digtal camera there and I got talking to her and she didn't sound like a mainlander, I asked where she was from? She said Nfld and I told her I was half newfie and we became friends ever since.
Greanize is a great friend, she is a creative person and a strong person and I'm glad she is my friend.|
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