oostin: Lookin for bacon strips.
Non-Smoker with Average body type
North east of erie, Pennsylvania
32 year old Male, 5' 10" (178cm), Christian - other
Caucasian, Pisces
oostin is looking for a relationship.
Associates Degree
Class Clown
professional protagonist.

Sunburnt face. White arms. Don't care.

I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Want children
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Black Eye Color Hazel
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 4 years How ambitious are you? Somewhat Ambitious
Pets No Pets Second Language Other

About Austin
***New and improved! Now with 8% more sarcasm!***

I will...

Kill spiders.
Buy you food.
Help bury the body.
Try to stay awake when you put in The Note Book.
Show you off to my friends.
Respect you, your friends, and your family.
Take turns cooking dinner. (And do the dishes.)
Change the brakes on your car.
Touch your butt.
Make plans for a surprise mini road trip.
Send you Avett Brothers lyrics.
Laugh at you when you do goofy things.
Pretend I forgot your birthday and then surprise you at work.
Make your pets fall in love with me.

I will not...

Steal the covers back after you stole them from me.
Borrow money.
Protect you from snakes. (Sorry you're on your own.)
Change the TV channel when you're not looking.
Ignore your texts.
Eat all the bacon strips.
Wipe my nose on the couch.
Judge you for having more than 2 cats.
Tell you, you've had too much wine.
Leave the toilet seat up.
Forget when we have a special date night.
Get angry when you laugh at me when I do goofy things.


Road trips.
Dirt bikes.
The cool side of the pillow.
Mirco brew beer.
Well timed sarcasm.
3 hour long movies.


Pop/country music.
Cold coffee.
Hallmark channel movies.
Couch potatoes.
The third Matrix movie.
People with no side burns.

First Date
Coffee or a beer. Some place public just in case you try to rape or murder me.

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