WELCOME TO MY PROFILE/BLOG LOL THUGS,NON-CHRISTIAN,DEVIANTS,UNEMPLOYED NEED NOT APPLY
Please read my profile BEFORE e-mailing me,I just hate people asking me questions that have already been answered in my profile,this just shows you looked at the pic and did not read the profile.
"Dating is just a fancy word for putting on some nice clothes and nervously wondering if this interaction tonight is worth doing again within the next two weeks."
I am NOT looking for " buy me, fetch me, feed me" I can do that by myself. I'm looking for some good company, new friends, and maybe you and I will hit it off and turn into something more long term. Hope this does'nt sound cheezy.
I like poetry,walking on the beach, and poking dead things with a stick!
First of all, This is "Plenty of Fish" not "Plenty of Porn" so don't ask for pics of my boobs or my butt! Or my feet.WTF yes it did happen,what are you gonna do with pics of my feet!*SHUDDER* never mind I don't wanna know.
EDIT: 1/20/13 WARNING! Guys you should realy NOT post pics of your kids on ANY dating site, there are way too many wierdos and creepers!!!!
EDIT: 5/13/12 If you post pics of YOU throwing up gang signs,your head back so we can see up your nose,with sunglasses or prison tats... we are NOT going to be a match,so don't even bother contacting me! SHEESH!
EDIT: 8/14/11 FYI-If a woman says "let's meet for coffee" and you say "I don't drink coffee" You are prob
a DOUCHE! The point is,she want's to meet you DUH!! LOL
EDIT:FYI- Do you ever come to___________?(insert your city)
When you come to__________? Hit me up n we can hang out.
Does not show much effort on your part, in wanting to meet a woman.
You should at the very least,meet us 1/2 way for drinks/coffee.
C'mon fellas! Do we have to tell you everything???
EDIT: FYI!!! "But I can lick my eyebrows" Still does not negate the fact, that you live in your Mom's basement,and collect dolls!! Oh Excuuuuse me! "action figures" LOL
EDIT: FYI!!! Asking "when was your last time?" or "How do you like it" Are totally inappropriate questions!! This will end your conversation with me! and get you DELETED,BLOCKED,AND REPORTED!!
I really should not have to tell you this!! But This has happened to me too! Guys,are you serious????
I can be silly when needed and classy when called for.
I have been in the transportation industry for 20+ years,driving a rig, payroll and dispatch. I am pretty easy going and am pretty much game for anything ( within reason) and get your mind out of the gutter!
I would like to meet a guy that has a good heart but not a pushover,someone that is game for just going to grab a beer after work and play some pool( I'm not that great at it but I'll try), going wine tasting or just getting up and going wherever, or just staying home cuddled up on the couch and watch a good movie(no it doesent have to be a chick flik) I like action movies too.
I used to show horses, Arabians at halter and Hunter/Jumpers.
I love to cook especially Mexican food Pozole,menudo,Quail in tomatillo,I make a mean lasagna, and shrimp scampi too. Just ask I might make them for you.
I'm a white girl on the outside but a Latina on the inside.I speak enough Spanish to get myself in trouble.( little do they know) LOL!
For instance the time 2 forklift drivers were discussing my "behind" in Spanish and they got caught! It was hillarious! They said "mira, que nalgotas tiene la guera"
Basicly saying "Look at the ASS that white girl has" LOL
I love traveling to Mexico, and not the tourist spots either, I like off the beaten path, like Ostotan Jalisco. no radio, no phone, no tv.
Well, that about wraps it up I've rambled on long enough! hope to talk to you soon! if you want to know more about me just ask.
Bob and Tom you guys ROCK!
Anything thing that does not involve going to jail or a trip to the emergency room!
Seriously though, a safe first date,(I say safe because , who knows you might pull up in a van, with a ether soaked rag hanging out of your back pocket)
I think would be coffee,a drink or dinner and a movie,I know these are both soo cliche, but open for suggestions. Once again get your mind out of the gutter LOL