I enjoy the beach,listening to the ocean waves, movies, dinner out, and quiet nights home.I like a variety of music. Love animals. Just enjoying life in general.
Work like you dont need the money,Dance like no one is watching, Love like you have never been hurt.
Pay it Forward!
Giving Up Wine
I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.
I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, 'If I give you this money, will you buy wine with it instead of dinner?'
'No, I had to stop drinking years ago', the homeless woman told me.
'Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?' I asked.
'No, I don't waste time shopping,' the homeless w oman said. 'I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.'
'Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?' I asked.
'Are you NUTS!' replied the homeless woman. I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!'
'Well, I said, 'I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my husband and me tonight.'
The homeless Woman was shocked. 'Won't your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting.'
I said, 'That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and wine.'
Before I lay me down to sleep,I pray for a man who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's rich and self-employed,And when I spend, won't be annoyed.
Pull out my chair and hold my hand.Massage my feet and help me stand.
Oh send a king to make me queen.A man who loves to cook and clean.
I pray this man will love no other.And relish visits with my mother.
I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast, nymphomaniac with big Boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
I hope these made you smile :)
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Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
My ideal first date could a be dinner with great company or a walk on the beach, a glass of wine, and lots of smiles and laughs.